NY Times Says Sorry for Calling Sienna Miller a Slut

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Sienna Miller won an apology from from the New York Times after they posted a list of the many dudes she’s fucked in Hollywood over the years. The Daily Mail says

Sienna has a reputation for enjoying high-profile relationships and has previously dated Jude Law, Rhys Ifans and Balthazar Getty.

But the paper added to her well-documented relationship history, [linking] ‘Serial Miller’ to Sean Combs and the late Heath Ledger.

It later apologized: ‘An article… about Sienna Miller misstates the nature of the relationships that she had with Heath Ledger and Sean Combs. She was friends with both of them; she did not have romantic flings with either of them.’

Well, since the New York Times is extending the olive branch, I think I’d like to take this opportunity to tell Sienna Miller I’m sorry. Sorry she’s such a slut, that is! Ha ha! I bet it feels like you’re feeding a goddamn horse when you put your hands down that girl’s pants.

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    Not much of an apology. More like a fixed typo.
    It’s her own fault–if she took her off-screen life more seriously, everyone would probably take her on-screen work more seriously.

  2. joecoz

    that horse comment was disgusting.

  3. abby

    Thank you. I try.

  4. Governator

    So what. Even if she screwed every single one of those guys, we live in the 21st century, not the 1950s. I’ll bet you’d call a guy who fucked that many women ‘casanova’ or whatever complimentary term comes to mind.

  5. sonya

    That horse comment was brilliant.

  6. Jon

    Bravo!

  7. joecoz

    Oh, the horse thing was hilarious, just not something I ever want to mentally visualize again for the rest of my life. Between that and the chick snorting a load before, I’m not eating the rest of the day.

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