Oct 26, 200951
That’s Just Wrong: Noah Cyrus Edition
Tags: costume, halloween, inappropriate, ladybug, noah cyrus, photos, pictures, racy, slutty
PHOTO CREDIT: Nine MSN
When I was nine, I dressed up as a fairy princess for Halloween. Miley Cyrus’ little sister Noah is apparently going with “coccinellid cocksucker” and “child prostitute with progeria” for her All Hallow’s Eve festivities. Perhaps Billy Ray will be taking her trick-or-treating at a local penitentiary or a hostel for registered sex offenders. There’s only so many good “back of an unmarked van’s” to hit up in any given neighborhood on Halloween, you know!
Now with even more kiddie-porn flava after the jump!
51 Comments, Comment or Ping
anony
Beyond disturbing.
Not even an attractive family — like the Lohans.
(That’s a train wreck that’s MUCH easier to watch.)
Oct 26th, 2009
abby
I know. It’s almost like looking at kiddie porn.
Oct 26th, 2009
Kate
AWFUL! Prosit-A-Tot! hediously UGLY as well.
Oct 26th, 2009
Chickenhead
They arrest people (men) for looking at this shit, but they do nothing to either the children or the ADULTS that dressed them like this.
Fucking sick.
Oct 26th, 2009
sonya
Ugh. The one on the left isn’t so bad except for the hooker boots and the lipstick…the other one though…not so much.
Oct 26th, 2009
spatz
this is what nightmares are made of. sorry but ugliest child ever. i think its the make up and whore clothes. jesus.
Oct 26th, 2009
shine
Whoever said noah is ugly, I would suggest you look in the mirror first
Noah is cute, you are soooo jealous of this 9 year old. Oh and you are ugly as well
Oct 26th, 2009
kimmy
Noah is beautiful
Haters are jealous
Oct 26th, 2009
Jon
Honestly, my eye caught the little girl on the right first and for the first 2 seconds I thought I was looking at some kind of bizzare midget dressed like a hooker.
It’s pretty sick someone would dress little girls that way.
Oct 26th, 2009
blergh
way to go Billy Ray, arrest this creep for pimping out his daughters like this, it is sickening.
Oct 26th, 2009
Jan
What disturbs me most is learning that Billy Ray Cyrus named his *daughter* Noah.
Oct 26th, 2009
Yep.
Kimmy & Shine are the same person. lmao nice try…..and Miley’s lil sis is gonna be one ugly chick when she gets older…phew.
Oct 27th, 2009
sonya
Fact: Anyone who uses the word “haters” is gay.
Oct 27th, 2009
abby
AMEN. Also anyone who uses the term “haterade.”
Oct 27th, 2009
Sup
Listen, yeah they could be a little disturbing but it depends on who you are. Some people dont dress like retarded pumpkins and ketchup and mustard. Noah could go without the boots though they look retarded on her. Other than that the costumes are adorable but the lipstick on both the girls does look pretty messed up they should fire whoever does their makeup!!!!!
Oct 27th, 2009
bewbz
is that a baby bump?
Oct 28th, 2009
HOW CUM
I love Noah Cyrus.
Oct 28th, 2009
Ash
The two girls’ looks have nothing to do with it. They are dressed totally inappropriately for their age here, that’s the issue here. I like the Cyrus family but this is seriously pushing it.
Also, Noah’s friend in the picture, in the top photo, is wearing a costume which is designed, made and marketed for adults over here, the exact same one, so whoever is also marketing this for kids is sick.
Oct 28th, 2009
Lila
This child is VERY ugly even for a 9 year old. What kind of parents would allow this?
Oct 28th, 2009
NowTheSerpent
Remember: We’re talking about the protected and supervised environment of Halloween dress-up here, people, not the (imagined) world of silly-rabbi-turning-tricks-is-for-kids attire. The perception of reality by most people is manipulated so much that it’s not even genuinely one’s own – the only reason these are called “Fuck-me” boots is that most uninformed people have been hypnotized through psychologically-targeted repetition and broadcast oligopoly into making one and only one context association with them! But the blessedly clean slate of a child’s creative and resourceful mind allows her to associate these with a different set of concepts entirely. That’s why I’d sooner imagine a world run by intellectually honest and inquisitive children than a world run by postmodern, irrational adults with an anti-sex phanaticism that would make a Muslim blush!
Oct 31st, 2009
TiyFIU
I work with kids that are Noahs age and it disburbs me that this family needs so much attention that they have to involve a 9 year old to get it!
There are kids being abducted, sold into the sex industry, and this man is thinking it’s okay to allow his daughter to dress in this inappropreate fashion. The whole problemis he wasn’t thinking!
Now I understand what kind of man he really is. Anything to make a buck!
Toys R US should be at fault as well for allowing these images to be published!!!
Shame on all involved!!!
For whom ever thinks that this is right or “We’re Just Jealous”…try telling it to a family that has lost their child because they were abducted by someone who thought they were sexy at 9!!!!
Nov 1st, 2009
nikedunk
who is she?
Nov 27th, 2009
noah is hideous looking
Noah is beautiful
Haters are jealous——
stfu, “jealous” of what? The kid is ugly, people are not jealous, they just have eyes. I have no problem admitting when someone is pretty, but Noah Cyrus is as far from being pretty as Angleiana Jolie or a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model is from being ugly. You are an ignorant idiot and i can tell by your post it was spoken/written like a true 12 year old.
Dec 4th, 2009
Justbusiness
I did some research and only very rich elite people can afford these girls for now. Research mk-ultra if you dont believe me. Mk-ultra symbolism is also used in Miley’s show “Hannah Montanah”.
Dec 11th, 2009
hurrr
Ew. She’s dressing like a slut and she’s nine! It’s WRONG.
When I was nine I was wearing wooly jumpers and playing with lego.
Where are the parents?? I hate to think what she’ll be like when she’s 15.
Anyway, to noah lovers, WHY do you love her? What has this girl contributed to society apart from dressing like a baby slut?
People need to wake up.
Feb 3rd, 2010
kelsie
I’m sorry, but all the Cyrus kids are weird looking. Put ten tonnes of make-up on that and a dress from Pretty Woman and someone’s going to say they’re semi-decent. That child is freaky.
Feb 4th, 2010
Lynn
I don’t get it.. x_x
Haters are jealous?
We arent jealous of ANYTHING. Miley Cyrus and Noah Cyrus are just attention wanters. Noah is only in 4th grade, seriously. I’m 10, and this is really innapropriate. last year, for fourth grade, I was a laundry basket. (lolwtf.)
She’ll probably be like some kind of hooker when shes Miley’s age.
Noah isn’t pretty, i’m not jealous.
Her teeth are just a pain to look at, mostly. o_o
whos the blonde girl on the right by the way? o-o
She’s also ugly in makeup.
Feb 6th, 2010
kat
ewwww she is so fugly
Feb 6th, 2010
jessica
SHE A FUCKING ULGY BIOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 7th, 2010
Kim
This is just frigging disgusting!
I hate people who approve of this-seriously people, that family is fucked up! They’re all a bunch of stupid wankers!
That Trace bloke deserves an illness like hiv when having that many tattoos on such a young age.
Miley is an idiotic twat, I’ve hear she needs an autocue for her lyrics- oh yes, and the name of the town where she’s performing. Not much of a musician is she, huh?
And then well yes, that kid! God, what the hell is that? Someone put that child in jeans and give it a Powerpuff tee shirt and wipe the bloody make up from that- there’s no word for it-face!
The world is messed up! Why can’t people set good examples anymore? No it’s being the partyslut, drinking alcohol and using drugs!
Be clever and just don’t do it, yes I am promoting Straight Edge here!
Children should be children and that is that!
Feb 14th, 2010
Lee
VIRUS family strikes again…Billy Ray, Miley Ray now Noah Ray Virus…Don’t smell my fart..my stinky stinky fart I just don’t think you’ll understand…cuz if you smell my Fart my stinky stinky fart..it might blow up and kill you man…lol…for real never dress your little princess like a ho down throw down…learn how to sing with out auto tune or lipsyncing young virus’s…you make enough money now fix your kids teeth…wipe off the clown make-up and black fingernail polish…for real…stripper high heel bleep me boot pumps..wouldn’t surprise me if they have a stripper pole in the house to practice on..ya know if times get tough…well you can always become a stripper….sell your souls to Disney…What is up with all these no talent fade away Disney stars….sad sad…in the future they will be like the playmates girls next door reality tv show…just you wait…what would Jesus do…if you claim to be so religious tell me who dresses..oh yeah Tammy Faye Baker…lol..any way fun to rant on about these no talent Disney creations..living the American dream…like the ABC family channel Life of the American teenager you can have sex as a teenager have your baby keep it live at home with mom…just watch an episode and count how many times they mention the word sex..or make it or break it…sex, drugs, parties and playing dangerous tricks on your team mates….what is this world coming to??? Please someone save the Shows to something more positive, respectful and inspiring to the youth of today..little children and teenage stars please dress more positive, respective and inspiring to the youth of the world…you can do it..
Feb 23rd, 2010
danielle
i am sure the clothes r fine on these innocent little girls it is a halooween costume they can dress like a hooker if they wanted to people it is just halloween it is not like she will wear it when she wants maybe for dress up for her friends she is not a ass a bitch or a biotch a hooker a sex offender rapist murder slut any of those things all she is is a 9 year old girl in fourth grade living her dream like her sister miley she will grow up to be just like her whether u like it or not i am 10 years old living ina sandusky michigan home my name is danielle beaver i apoligize to miley and her family to all those haters out there so miley keep turning the other cheek to those haters and noah and the rest of the family if miley is reading this please find oout my personal info an give me a call thank you i love the cyrus family and every thing about them so don’t hurt them please i am begging u there is nothing wrong with there family so please just stop thank u for letting me write this bye ……………………..Danielle
Feb 26th, 2010
fran
wow this is very wrong her parents have n fucking clue
Mar 30th, 2010
nicole
alright so her dad claims that he loves his daughters just so much, but after mileys nakie magazine shoot or this, maybe he loves his daughters in a way he, well, shouldn’t.
their lives are ruined, specially this little sluts. i would love to have a chat with her and introduce her to reality. she needs to be shown what people think about her. i pray to god she reads all these.
and to all the people who think this is okay and are defending her, you’re either sluts as well or 50 year old men jacking off to the image of this 9 year old future prostitute.
HUUUUUUUGE SLUTTTTTTTTTTT
May 19th, 2010
Margot
Okay…This is-really!-i….wow.
i dont even know how to put this is words so here is what im going to say:
WHAT A SLUT.
shes taking after her trailer trash sister who previously stated that her and her vagina “Can’t Be Tamed” and her dad is OKAY WITH IT?
when i was 9 i believe i was a pirate. and not a prostitute that all the pirates had sex with after a great battle, i mean an arrrggg pirate with the hat and everything. covered up. NO SKIN. like a fucking morman!
all i have to say to billy ray is ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND? you already have one SLUT, now your letting another walk out the door looking like a cheap hooker and its WRONG! if i forgot anything, please add it on for me, thank you and believe me ive had these feelings for a long time.
Jun 15th, 2010
kinda wierd :|
ok… she is so ugly… her face looks like she has just been crashed by a train and her teeth are a disastre!! DAMN SHE IS UGLY !! im sorry noah if u read all of this ( cause its not easy 4 a 9 yea old to hear these things ) but u realy have to change ur style and appearance
NOAH CYRUS + BLACK CLOTHES = PUKE KID
Jun 17th, 2010
OMGG- Stephhh xxx
omg i never knew miley had a sister O: but anyways… i dont want to be rude or anything expecially to a 9 year old but when i was 9 i wudnt even want to wear thos clothes!! U shud look at urself inthe mirror and think about it!! and to be honest… i strongly dislike ur appreance…try brushing ur teeth more often?? or get braces or somethin. and u’ve goTTA do somethin with the clothes ur wearing! its just wrong and VERY inappropriate for a 9 year old! arghh pleaasee if u have some sort of event coming up next or a foto shoot PLEAAAAASEE wear somethin more appropriate >.< I dont get how some people are "OK" and Love u for what ur wearing and stuff liek that. FACE IT people shes a NINE YEAR OLD unless ur some kind of pedo or pervert thats just wrong. I hope u will one day come to realise wht u are doing wrong and i hope that day when u realise it wont be the day u die or when its too late. But to be honest… Miley is prettier than u…sighh im goign on a bit too much but ur personality may be good and stuff but ur appearance…people who arent in ur family will look at u and be disgusted cuz they wud think that ur a slut, cuz ur appearance also reflects on ur personality! pleasee dont ruin wat u have now. ur known, u've got the money u have a nice house but dont put that all to a waste!! u dont NEED attention with these disgusting clothes u are wearing now! and Really nobody cares if u have a good house and stf like that. so it all comes down to u Noah, and i know u can be a gorgeous girl so BE ONE.
Aug 8th, 2010
Your mum
Okay so sorry to be mean but this girl is really ugly and for anyone who wants to pull that whole jealous thing out of their ass I’m pretty sure anyone can find someone to “love” them wearing clothes like that. It’s sad what parents do to their kids for money instead of trying to make it themselves. She would look a lot better and more like a kid if she would take the makeup off she’s nine years old people she has plenty of time to grow up and become a whore don’t make her start now.
Nov 10th, 2010
adam
shes a whore a slutty whore i hope someone rapes her it will be her fault
Dec 14th, 2010
PercyJacksonLover
She looks like a slutty bitchy witch.. IN BOTH
Look at her nose..
BLAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 23rd, 2010
Why lie
I agree noah isn’t very attractive child,why tell a person there pretty when they ain’t.Why lie to protect somebodies feelings,what happened to being honest and truthful.Isn’t that what your suppose to be teaching us honesty and truthfullness.
May 19th, 2011
The Cyrus Family
Noah looks like a miniature Morticia out of the Addam’s family.
They’re creepy and they’re kooky,
Mysterious and spooky,
They’re all together ooky,
The Cyrus Family.
Their house is a museum
Where people come to see ‘em
They really are a scream
The Cyrus Family.
May 19th, 2011
wolf
They both look like a pair she wolves.
May 19th, 2011
Anonim
i really dont think noah is very pretty, but shes cute and who matters if shes ugly or not, what really matters is her personality and not just her face. but, i wont lie. shes not beautiful.
(im argentine, so i’ve probably made mistakes!! haha)
Jun 16th, 2011
Wtf
WTF!! Why is she dressing like this.. Noah, don’t Turn like your sister
if you guys just keep calling her ugly, she will just feel mad and go drink alchohol and do drugs cuz she’ll just think ”Evrybody hates me, so i dont gvie a shizz if i do drugs
into a Whore! im only 10! im turning 11, Dont follow the steps your sis makes! Im 89% that your gonna be EXACTLY like miley -_-
PEOPLE Stop Calling her ugly! Shes Beautiful, exept with those ugly dirty whore clothes.
AND THE PARENTS GOTTA DRESS HER MORE APROPIATELY
CUZ SHES GONNA BE A WHORE WHEN SHE GROWS UP! IM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN! But its true. dont you care about your little girl?
you just want money? INVOLVING LITTLE GIRLS INTO DRESSING LIKE THT..is NOT a way to make money! it is but YOUR KID IS MORE INPORTANT THAN MONEY! YOU GUYS GOT IT ALL.. A HOLLYWOOD.. EVRYTHING.. WTF FAMILY IS MORE IMPORTANT!
THE PARENTS NEED TO WAKE UP! SHE DOESNT HAVE TO
BE THE NEXT MILEY CYRUS AND BE A WHORE.. WAT? UR GONNA HAVE MORE KIDS AND USE EM TO MAKE MONEY???
THINK! PLEASE, SAVE YOUR PRECIOUS DAUGHTERS LIFE!!
Noah. Please Think, your only 9. Sex is not life. -_- U need to change AND FAST B4 U TURN INTO WAT MYLEY CYRUS HAS BECAME TO.
if you would dress more apropiately it would make YOU BEAUTIFUL!! 
please change now. NOW.
a slut. -_-
THINK!!!! YOUR PRETTY ALREADY. BEING A SLUT DOESNT MAKE YOU PRETTY. IT MAKES YOU UGLY!! your trynig to look smexy for a 9 year old huh? it makes you look ugly
Jul 1st, 2011
Wtf
and your friend next to you.. isnt probaly ur real friend.. she probaly just wants money from you >:|
Jul 1st, 2011
bigmark2
damn she fucking hot
Oct 7th, 2011
amANTa
gosh some people here r SICK! they r complete idiots!!!! Who would think that a nine year old girl is hot gosh! for all those ppl who think that for gods and everyone’s sake….. GO FUCKING SEE THE SHRINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 30th, 2011
MNLOP
Now anyone who likes the little prostitute is 1. mentally ill 2. blind
or 3. related to the little runt. they OBVIOSLY did not she the pictures
expecially the one with the push up bra on the 9 year old. Yeesh
Jan 29th, 2012
David
How did Miley get to be so beautiful, but Noah so ugly? I think Noah is adopted.
Feb 16th, 2012
JESUS
STRAWBERRIES AND PUMPKINS! LOL
Mar 3rd, 2012
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