Oct 26, 2009
That’s Just Wrong: Noah Cyrus Edition
Tags: costume, halloween, inappropriate, ladybug, noah cyrus, photos, pictures, racy, slutty
PHOTO CREDIT: Nine MSN
When I was nine, I dressed up as a fairy princess for Halloween. Miley Cyrus’ little sister Noah is apparently going with “coccinellid cocksucker” and “child prostitute with progeria” for her All Hallow’s Eve festivities. Perhaps Billy Ray will be taking her trick-or-treating at a local penitentiary or a hostel for registered sex offenders. There’s only so many good “back of an unmarked van’s” to hit up in any given neighborhood on Halloween, you know!
Now with even more kiddie-porn flava after the jump!
29 Comments, Comment or Ping
anony
Beyond disturbing.
Not even an attractive family — like the Lohans.
(That’s a train wreck that’s MUCH easier to watch.)
Oct 26th, 2009
abby
I know. It’s almost like looking at kiddie porn.
Oct 26th, 2009
Kate
AWFUL! Prosit-A-Tot! hediously UGLY as well.
Oct 26th, 2009
Chickenhead
They arrest people (men) for looking at this shit, but they do nothing to either the children or the ADULTS that dressed them like this.
Fucking sick.
Oct 26th, 2009
sonya
Ugh. The one on the left isn’t so bad except for the hooker boots and the lipstick…the other one though…not so much.
Oct 26th, 2009
spatz
this is what nightmares are made of. sorry but ugliest child ever. i think its the make up and whore clothes. jesus.
Oct 26th, 2009
shine
Whoever said noah is ugly, I would suggest you look in the mirror first
Noah is cute, you are soooo jealous of this 9 year old. Oh and you are ugly as well
Oct 26th, 2009
kimmy
Noah is beautiful
Haters are jealous
Oct 26th, 2009
Jon
Honestly, my eye caught the little girl on the right first and for the first 2 seconds I thought I was looking at some kind of bizzare midget dressed like a hooker.
It’s pretty sick someone would dress little girls that way.
Oct 26th, 2009
blergh
way to go Billy Ray, arrest this creep for pimping out his daughters like this, it is sickening.
Oct 26th, 2009
Jan
What disturbs me most is learning that Billy Ray Cyrus named his *daughter* Noah.
Oct 26th, 2009
Yep.
Kimmy & Shine are the same person. lmao nice try…..and Miley’s lil sis is gonna be one ugly chick when she gets older…phew.
Oct 27th, 2009
sonya
Fact: Anyone who uses the word “haters” is gay.
Oct 27th, 2009
abby
AMEN. Also anyone who uses the term “haterade.”
Oct 27th, 2009
Sup
Listen, yeah they could be a little disturbing but it depends on who you are. Some people dont dress like retarded pumpkins and ketchup and mustard. Noah could go without the boots though they look retarded on her. Other than that the costumes are adorable but the lipstick on both the girls does look pretty messed up they should fire whoever does their makeup!!!!!
Oct 27th, 2009
bewbz
is that a baby bump?
Oct 28th, 2009
HOW CUM
I love Noah Cyrus.
Oct 28th, 2009
Ash
The two girls’ looks have nothing to do with it. They are dressed totally inappropriately for their age here, that’s the issue here. I like the Cyrus family but this is seriously pushing it.
Also, Noah’s friend in the picture, in the top photo, is wearing a costume which is designed, made and marketed for adults over here, the exact same one, so whoever is also marketing this for kids is sick.
Oct 28th, 2009
Lila
This child is VERY ugly even for a 9 year old. What kind of parents would allow this?
Oct 28th, 2009
NowTheSerpent
Remember: We’re talking about the protected and supervised environment of Halloween dress-up here, people, not the (imagined) world of silly-rabbi-turning-tricks-is-for-kids attire. The perception of reality by most people is manipulated so much that it’s not even genuinely one’s own - the only reason these are called “Fuck-me” boots is that most uninformed people have been hypnotized through psychologically-targeted repetition and broadcast oligopoly into making one and only one context association with them! But the blessedly clean slate of a child’s creative and resourceful mind allows her to associate these with a different set of concepts entirely. That’s why I’d sooner imagine a world run by intellectually honest and inquisitive children than a world run by postmodern, irrational adults with an anti-sex phanaticism that would make a Muslim blush!
Oct 31st, 2009
TiyFIU
I work with kids that are Noahs age and it disburbs me that this family needs so much attention that they have to involve a 9 year old to get it!
There are kids being abducted, sold into the sex industry, and this man is thinking it’s okay to allow his daughter to dress in this inappropreate fashion. The whole problemis he wasn’t thinking!
Now I understand what kind of man he really is. Anything to make a buck!
Toys R US should be at fault as well for allowing these images to be published!!!
Shame on all involved!!!
For whom ever thinks that this is right or “We’re Just Jealous”…try telling it to a family that has lost their child because they were abducted by someone who thought they were sexy at 9!!!!
Nov 1st, 2009
nikedunk
who is she?
Nov 27th, 2009
noah is hideous looking
Noah is beautiful
Haters are jealous——
stfu, “jealous” of what? The kid is ugly, people are not jealous, they just have eyes. I have no problem admitting when someone is pretty, but Noah Cyrus is as far from being pretty as Angleiana Jolie or a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model is from being ugly. You are an ignorant idiot and i can tell by your post it was spoken/written like a true 12 year old.
Dec 4th, 2009
Justbusiness
I did some research and only very rich elite people can afford these girls for now. Research mk-ultra if you dont believe me. Mk-ultra symbolism is also used in Miley’s show “Hannah Montanah”.
Dec 11th, 2009
hurrr
Ew. She’s dressing like a slut and she’s nine! It’s WRONG.
When I was nine I was wearing wooly jumpers and playing with lego.
Where are the parents?? I hate to think what she’ll be like when she’s 15.
Anyway, to noah lovers, WHY do you love her? What has this girl contributed to society apart from dressing like a baby slut?
People need to wake up.
Feb 3rd, 2010
kelsie
I’m sorry, but all the Cyrus kids are weird looking. Put ten tonnes of make-up on that and a dress from Pretty Woman and someone’s going to say they’re semi-decent. That child is freaky.
Feb 4th, 2010
Lynn
I don’t get it.. x_x
Haters are jealous?
We arent jealous of ANYTHING. Miley Cyrus and Noah Cyrus are just attention wanters. Noah is only in 4th grade, seriously. I’m 10, and this is really innapropriate. last year, for fourth grade, I was a laundry basket. (lolwtf.)
She’ll probably be like some kind of hooker when shes Miley’s age.
Noah isn’t pretty, i’m not jealous.
Her teeth are just a pain to look at, mostly. o_o
whos the blonde girl on the right by the way? o-o
She’s also ugly in makeup.
Feb 6th, 2010
kat
ewwww she is so fugly
Feb 6th, 2010
jessica
SHE A FUCKING ULGY BIOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Feb 7th, 2010
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