Renee Zellweger Gets Dumped by Bradley Cooper
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Surprise, surprise — Renee Zellweger’s getting dumped for the 384th time. A record only ever previously held by Jennifer Aniston! The Daily Mail says
["Hangover" star Bradley Cooper] has told the unlucky-in-love actress he isn’t ready to give up life as a bachelor.
“Bradley is enjoying his status as a hot successful star and doesn’t want to settle,” says an LA mole. “He’s told Renee he wants space – but at the same time he’s started getting flirty with [Hollywood producer] Holly Wiersma.”
Cooper, 34, and 40-year-old Zellweger grew close after holidaying in Vancouver and Barcelona. Pals say Zellweger is distraught.
Of course he’s breaking up with her. Geez. Have you seen Renee Zellweger? I wouldn’t fuck that squinty-faced goblin with a bag of a hundred dicks. And let’s be honest, if I had actually had a bag of a hundred dicks, I sure as hell wouldn’t go around chasing down Renee Zellweger. I’d be at home, gift-wrapping it for your mom. Zing!
Going their separate ways at LAX:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
15 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Several things come to mind. A) I had no idea that Renee Zellweger was still alive. Seriously, haven’t seen her in like 2 years. B) I have NO IDEA who Bradley Cooper even is C)Abby carrying a bag of penis is like Santa Claus carring a bag of cookies
Oct 26th, 2009
anony
Oh, lay off poor Renee.
Can she help it if she keeps dating/marrying gay guys like Bradley Cooper?
Oct 26th, 2009
abby
It’s true — I’m like the Kris Kringle of the gossip world! Except with boobs instead of a beard.
Oct 26th, 2009
nikedunk
no comments
Nov 27th, 2009
jazzie
well i fill sorry for you renee
Jan 4th, 2010
karenwaston
i feel sorry for you guys. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
Jan 6th, 2010
karenwaston
I REALLY THOUGHT THEY WOULD LAST.GUESS NOW HE’S MINE!
Jan 6th, 2010
karenwaston
FUCK BRADLEY’S HOT. HE DESERVED SOMEONE YOUNGER.WISE MOVE!
Jan 6th, 2010
karenwaston
LOOK FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE RENEE.BRADLEY IS STILL OUT TO HAVE FUN.ALL MY BLESSINGS TO YOU BOTH!
Jan 6th, 2010
karenwaston
CONGRATS!my prayer has been answered!
Jan 6th, 2010
Ranya Yasmin
i agree with KARENWATSON
Bradley is fucking H-O-T !!!! *drools*
he deserves someone better (;
renee’s old and boring and tbh she’s not THAT pretty :L
Jan 16th, 2010
Daylen
I also agree. Bradley is VERY hot and he deserves someone better.
Feb 16th, 2010
hateamericawomen
People should read some of article on America women on web site called nomarriage.com women looking for perfect relationship which no longer exist I predict in 20-30 years a report will come out saying why their so many single female actors my answers horrible
Apr 5th, 2011
Groovyspaceman
To all you small-minded women saying, “Bradley is hot, he deserves someone younger”, I hope you remember your EXACT WORDS so you can eat them when you’re forty and your partner dumps you for someone younger/better/prettier/less boring/less squinty.
Apr 5th, 2011
hateamericawomen
this is my point most young girls have self life of 9 years 18-27 after that it’s all down hill without plastic work more women need to look at jamie lee curtis and late great liz taylor
Apr 5th, 2011
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