Renee Zellweger Gets Dumped by Bradley Cooper
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Surprise, surprise — Renee Zellweger’s getting dumped for the 384th time. A record only ever previously held by Jennifer Aniston! The Daily Mail says
["Hangover" star Bradley Cooper] has told the unlucky-in-love actress he isn’t ready to give up life as a bachelor.
“Bradley is enjoying his status as a hot successful star and doesn’t want to settle,” says an LA mole. “He’s told Renee he wants space – but at the same time he’s started getting flirty with [Hollywood producer] Holly Wiersma.”
Cooper, 34, and 40-year-old Zellweger grew close after holidaying in Vancouver and Barcelona. Pals say Zellweger is distraught.
Of course he’s breaking up with her. Geez. Have you seen Renee Zellweger? I wouldn’t fuck that squinty-faced goblin with a bag of a hundred dicks. And let’s be honest, if I had actually had a bag of a hundred dicks, I sure as hell wouldn’t go around chasing down Renee Zellweger. I’d be at home, gift-wrapping it for your mom. Zing!
Going their separate ways at LAX:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Several things come to mind. A) I had no idea that Renee Zellweger was still alive. Seriously, haven’t seen her in like 2 years. B) I have NO IDEA who Bradley Cooper even is C)Abby carrying a bag of penis is like Santa Claus carring a bag of cookies
Oct 26th, 2009
anony
Oh, lay off poor Renee.
Can she help it if she keeps dating/marrying gay guys like Bradley Cooper?
Oct 26th, 2009
abby
It’s true — I’m like the Kris Kringle of the gossip world! Except with boobs instead of a beard.
Oct 26th, 2009
nikedunk
no comments
Nov 27th, 2009
jazzie
well i fill sorry for you renee
Jan 4th, 2010
karenwaston
i feel sorry for you guys. BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.
Jan 6th, 2010
karenwaston
I REALLY THOUGHT THEY WOULD LAST.GUESS NOW HE’S MINE!
Jan 6th, 2010
karenwaston
FUCK BRADLEY’S HOT. HE DESERVED SOMEONE YOUNGER.WISE MOVE!
Jan 6th, 2010
karenwaston
LOOK FOR SOMEONE YOUR AGE RENEE.BRADLEY IS STILL OUT TO HAVE FUN.ALL MY BLESSINGS TO YOU BOTH!
Jan 6th, 2010
karenwaston
CONGRATS!my prayer has been answered!
Jan 6th, 2010
Ranya Yasmin
i agree with KARENWATSON
Bradley is fucking H-O-T !!!! *drools*
he deserves someone better (;
renee’s old and boring and tbh she’s not THAT pretty :L
Jan 16th, 2010
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