Oct 26, 2009

Renee Zellweger Gets Dumped by Bradley Cooper

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Surprise, surprise — Renee Zellweger’s getting dumped for the 384th time. A record only ever previously held by Jennifer Aniston! The Daily Mail says

["Hangover" star Bradley Cooper] has told the unlucky-in-love actress he isn’t ready to give up life as a bachelor.

“Bradley is enjoying his status as a hot successful star and doesn’t want to settle,” says an LA mole. “He’s told Renee he wants space – but at the same time he’s started getting flirty with [Hollywood producer] Holly Wiersma.”

Cooper, 34, and 40-year-old Zellweger grew close after holidaying in Vancouver and Barcelona. Pals say Zellweger is distraught.

Of course he’s breaking up with her. Geez. Have you seen Renee Zellweger? I wouldn’t fuck that squinty-faced goblin with a bag of a hundred dicks. And let’s be honest, if I had actually had a bag of a hundred dicks, I sure as hell wouldn’t go around chasing down Renee Zellweger. I’d be at home, gift-wrapping it for your mom. Zing!

Going their separate ways at LAX:

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Several things come to mind. A) I had no idea that Renee Zellweger was still alive. Seriously, haven’t seen her in like 2 years. B) I have NO IDEA who Bradley Cooper even is C)Abby carrying a bag of penis is like Santa Claus carring a bag of cookies

    Oct 26th, 2009

  2. anony

    Oh, lay off poor Renee.
    Can she help it if she keeps dating/marrying gay guys like Bradley Cooper?

    Oct 26th, 2009

  3. abby

    It’s true — I’m like the Kris Kringle of the gossip world! Except with boobs instead of a beard.

    Oct 26th, 2009

  4. nikedunk

    no comments

    Nov 27th, 2009

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