Twilight nip slip deleted scene video! (Celeb Jihad)

Ha ha — Jimmy Kimmel burns the hell out of Melissa Joan Hart. (Celebrity Odor)

Hey, look — Sophie Monk is wearing the same ladybug whore costume as Noah Cyrus. Same size, tooz. (Moe Jackson)

Vikki Blows topless pictures. (Egotastic)

Mario Lopez in dominatrix gear! (Socialite Life)

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore attend the GQ “Gentleman’s Ball.” (Holy Moly!)

Tila Tequila in a denim corset. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Ha ha — Khloe Kardashian can’t even get married without a hiding an emergency stash of Hostess cupcakes within arms reach. (The Dirty)

Alessandra Ambrosio gets nasty in a bikini! (Hollywood Tuna)

Shauna Sand without all the makeup — except for the tattooed-on makeup. Equally repulsive, if you ask me. (Hollywood Rag)

Chelsea Handler’s Playboy cover revealed! (Celebitchy)

Katie Holmes’ 3-year marriage contract is finally up! But will she leave Tom? (popbytes)

Ew: Kate Hudson and A-Rod “love to bone.” Excuse me while I gouge out my mind’s eye. (The Fab Life)

Natalie Portman compares eating meat to rape. That ought to win her a lot of fans. (Anything Hollywood)