Quickies: Devil with a Red Dress On

Oct 30, 20092

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Taylor Swift Nazi pictures?! (The Grumpiest)

Sad news — Dennis Hopper has prostate cancer. (Wonderwall)

See the super raunchy video for Britney’s new song about threesomes. (PopEater)

Now’s your chance to take a vacation from yourself and grow a mustache — for charity! (PopCandy)

Leighton Meester in lace stockings. Rawr. (UseMyComputer)

Doutzen Kroes in the sluttiest one-piece ever made. Double rawr. (Drunken Stepfather)

You’ve seen the cover — now see Chelsea Handler’s Playboy pics! (Gone Hollywood)

Lindsay Lohan is back on the penis. And I mean that literally. (The Blemish)

Deborah Gibson as Satan — if Satan were Gwen Stefani! And I’m not saying that he isn’t. (Hollywood Rag)

Mickey Rourke face-plants in a Scarface size pile of cocaine. (Socialite Life)

Chris Rock’s new documentary is a very select study of how hair affects black culture. And by God, it is entertaining. (Pajiba)

Megan Fox in teeny-weeny cutoff jeans. (Moe Jackson)

Celine Dion without makeup — and it’s goddamn terrifying. (Hollywood PQ)

The world’s most annoying couple dressed up like the world’s other most annoying couple. How very tongue-in-cheek, Speidi! (Fatback)