Check it out nerdlingers, this must be the best day of your life because here’s a matched pair of Princess Leias in their gold bikinis. (AgentBedhead)

Jon Hamm has always been a pretty, pretty man. (LitelySalted)

Katy Perry had a busy, fug-filled night in Germany. (GoFugYourself)

Megan Fox doesn’t have any friends because of her daddy issues.  Or because she’s goddamn retarded and annoying as hell.  You know, whichever. (Celebitchy)

And just think: Brian Austin Green has to listen to Megan Fox yammer all day long. (IDLYITW)

If you’ve always wanted to stink like burnt leather, ballsweat and STDs, Pamela Anderson has just the perfume for you. (Popbytes)

Oh look, it’s Jessica Alba’s ass. (Celebslam)

Australia doesn’t like that Britney Spears lip-syncs in concert and still charges up to $1300/ticket.  I’m guessing they’re also pissed because she marches around braless with her droopy tits sagging up the joint. (EvilBeet)

Olivia Munn makes dorks happy. (CelebNewsWire)

Suri Cruise makes friends with a real live human child. (LaineyGossip)

Jennifer Lopez apparently has a 12-year-old, 11-hour-long sex tape made with her first husband Ojani Noa.  I can’t imagine why anyone would care, since nobody gives a shit about Jennifer Lopez. (Bumpshack)