Leo Dicaprio Gets a Taste of the Firecrotch

Tags: , , , , ,

lindsay lohan leonardo dicaprio dateleo dicaprio lindsay lohan date

Lindsay Lohan was photographed going into Leonardo DiCaprio’s house late Saturday night, refueling rumors that the two of them might be having a fling. Back in February of this year, Rush and Molloy said

Lindsay Lohan was working her charms [on] Leonardo DiCaprio Tuesday night at a West Hollywood club. Lohan made her way over to the table where Leo was partying with Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. “She was very flirty with Leo,” says our spy.

If it’s true, then Leo went from tapping supermodel kitty like this and this to a big ol’ pile of genital slop that’s housed more penis than Andy Dick at a Village People convention. That’s like trading in your Porsche for a monkey-drawn wheel barrow and your yacht for an inner tube mounted with an oscillating fan. Welcome to rock bottom, Leonardo DiCaprio. Some of us have been living here most of our adult life.

Hiding her face arriving at Leo’s house — and hiding it again on the way out Sunday morning:

lindsay lohan leonardo dicaprio 1lindsay lohan leonardo dicaprio 2lindsay lohan leonardo dicaprio 3lindsay lohan leonardo dicaprio 4lindsay lohan leonardo dicaprio 5lindsay lohan leonardo dicaprio 6

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jen

    Like, is there anyone who HASNT seen that girls puss already? Maybe Leo doesnt have the internet! lol

    Get the real nasty on Lindsay’s best pics at http://joozly.com/download0046732

  2. The Dude

    lmfao…the same dude that could have his choice of almost any chick in the world to nail, picks one that looks like she sleeps in a dumpster down my street. personally i think Leo and Amy Winehouse would be perfect or maybe even him and that sweet young lass Courtney Love could make an adorable couple!

Reply to “Leo Dicaprio Gets a Taste of the Firecrotch”