Eva Mendes learns exactly what happens when you unbutton your shirt to your navel and don’t wear a bra. (Hollywood Rag)

Lady Gaga’s face makes a rare appearance… and now you know why she wears a mask most of the time. (Litely Salted)

Did Jessica Biel get a nose job? (Holy Moly)

Joanna Krupa looks like the goddamn Joker. (Moe Jackson)

Fans walk out of a Britney Spears concert in Australia because she was lipsynching. Yeah, apparently Australians are retarded. (Socialite Life)

What in holy hell is on Fergie’s head? (The Blemish)

Christina Ricci looks like a lollipop with bangs. (UseMyComputer)

Paris Hilton gets used by a billboard company. (CelebSlam)

Video footage of Jessica Alba getting spanked with a belt! (Mr. Skin)

WTF happened to Sammy Sosa’s face?! (Celebrity Odor)

Adriana Lima’s nipples make an appearance on the runway. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Caroline Wozniacki topless bikini pics. (The Grumpiest)

P. Diddy drunk with his pants down at Quo in NYC. (The Dirty)

Irrefutable proof that Ashlee wasn’t the only Simpson to get a nose job. (CityRag)

George Clooney’s “Men Who Stare at Goats” is a flat, listless film that meanders aimlessly from one point to another and never really pushes any of your emotional buttons. (Pajiba)