Taylor Swift’s Musical Monologue on SNL
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It’s no secret that I hate teenagers with a passion usually reserved for ethnic minorities and the New York Yankees. I hate their stupid text speak and their stupid acne-riddled faces. I hate their stupid Twilight franchise. I hate their impenetrable unawareness of what insufferable douchebags they are. So by all accounts, I should hate country singer Taylor Swift… but I don’t. In a world of egotistical oversexed Miley Cyruses and Britney Spearses, she remains humble, self-effacing, down-to-earth, and wholesomely cute. I can’t find anything bad to say about her. Trying to make fun of her is like trying to make fun of a burn victim with Down’s Syndrome. Not to say it can’t be done, but it really doesn’t feel all that great while you’re doing it. Sorta like having sex with an Asian dude.
Taylor as Kate Gosselin:

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Baby Jay from L.A.
Yeah, you really couldn’t pay me to listen to her music, but she seems to be an absolute sweetheart and she worked her ass off on SNL. Meanwhile, Miley Montana is bragging about how she’s never listened to a Jay-Z track.
Nov 9th, 2009
Emma/ Taylors #1 fan
That was absalutley histerical!!!!!! WOW! i have to go calm down now…. BYE =D
Mar 5th, 2010
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