Nov 9, 2009

Twilight’s Ashley Greene in December Maxim

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“Twilight’s” Ashley Greene has two different covers for the December issue of Maxim. I guess it’s some kind of marketing ploy to get you to buy two copies of the same magazine, but I’m not sure the the public is going to go for that kind of fuckery in today’s economy. Unless one of the covers is scratch-and-sniff and the other one is 3-D and topographically correct, I ain’t buyin’. Masturbation isn’t an art; it’s a science! And I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to pay for science. I’ll save that for the hippie liberals and their left-wing agenda.

Putting the “tight” in Twilight over the last year:

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PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Meh, she’s ok and morning Abby ;-) the cover on the left looks like it should have Harpers Bazaar on it, not Maxim. Where’s the skank?

    Nov 9th, 2009

  2. nib

    FYI, the december issue has a front and back cover on the same magazine

    Nov 10th, 2009

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