Shauna Sand looks more disgusting with every passing day. (Hollywood Rag)

Joss Stone publicly defends her chronic cannabis use. (Holy Moly!)

See if you can guess what Ashlee Simpson’s new job is. Hint: it doesn’t involve her chin. Or does it? (Litely Salted)

The first of many “New Moon” photocalls, this one in Paris. (Socialite Life)

Speaking of “New Moon,” Robert Pattinson on the cover of Vanity Fair. (Hollywood PQ)

Britney Spears breaks out a new bikini. (The Superficial)

Half the audience walks out on Tracy Morgan’s comedy act, but shockingly, not because he’s not funny. (Celebitchy)

Some drunk-ass ho in New York comes within inches of getting run over by a subway train. (Dlisted)

The cutest thing you will see all week, hands-down. (omg blog)

Aubrey O’Day continues her mission to convince you she’s hot with a bunch of whorish Twitter pictures. (Glamzilla)

Olivia Munn gets her lingerie on! (CelebNewsWire)

Vintage sexy Keira Knightley in Max magazine. (UseMyComputer)

Eva Wyrwal might have the biggest real boobs I’ve ever seen. (Fatback)

Morrissey gets tanked in the head with a bottle of beer and walks off the stage. (Agent Bedhead)

Oh, hell yes: Ana Beatriz Barros and Alessandra Ambrosio in GQ magazine. (Moe Jackson)