Quickies: Hand in the Bush

Nov 12, 20091

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Mischa Barton does the topless thing. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

And on the topic of topless, here’s Sofia Vergara completely starkers. (CityRag)

Robin Wright Penn does her best Aeon Flux. (Lainey Gossip)

Because she’s not overexposed enough, Lady Gaga in Vanity Fair. (Hollywood PQ)

After-pics of the photographer Mike Tyson was arrested for assaulting. (TMZ)

What in God’s name has Nicole Kidman done to her breasts?! (Moe Jackson)

The best dressed of the ladies at the 2009 Country Music Awards, starting with the lovely Faith Hill. (Socialite Life)

Mariah Carey is DRUU-UUNK! (Hollywood Rag)

“Precious” easily contains some of the finest actressin’ of our generation. (Pajiba)

Megan Fox’s Rapunzel ballerina photoshoot for the New York Times. (popoholic)

So Britney Spears is worshipping Satan now. (Litely Salted)

As consolation for “Dollhouse” being canceled, some sexy pictures of Eliza Dushku. (Celebrity Odor)

And in honor of Veteran’s Day, 100 Foxes in Fatigues. Rawr!(COED Magazine)

Katherine McPhee looks like a 65-year old grandmother. (Derek Hail)