Quickies: Wax Poetic
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Pamela Anderson’s tits, much like her jowls, are staring directly at the ground. Gross. (Hollywood Rag)
If you’ve never heard of Amber Heard, now is the time to educate yourself. She’s a knock-out! (Moe Jackson)
These upskirt pics of Beyonce indicate that she is a full Brazilian kind of girl. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Adam Lambert’s pores are so goddamn big that they look like potholes. (Socialite Life)
Amy Winehouse’s breast implant exploded! (Holy Moly)
Jim Carrey’s new movie is a great film and the most faithful adaptation of Dickens’ novella, but it will scare the living shit outta your kids. (Pajiba)
Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning make out! (Gawker)
Because excessive side boob can be just as good as cleavage, I present: Jessica Lowndes. (CelebNewsWire)
The Top Ten Twilight Babes! (Mr. Skin)
If you didn’t catch Jenna Jameson’s wincingly uncomfortable interview on Oprah, you can watch it here. (Celebitchy)
Katy Perry continues her quest for attention in an all-spandex bodysuit. (The Grumpiest)
Hey, look — it’s Victoria Beckham’s nipples for the 4,786th time. (CelebSlam)
Danny Glover is marrying a Brazilian half his age! (popeater)
Joanna Krupa nude in Playboy. You’re welcome. (Fatback)
Leighton Meester looks fantastic in next month’s Glamour. (ONTD)
The dad of the kid that Michael Jackson molested has killed himself. (Gabby Babble)
Check out Miley Cyrus’ new Mexican girl gang under-the-eye tattoo. ¡Que sucio! (Allie is Wired)
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Johanne
“The dad of the kid that Michael Jackson molested…”
That’s a poor headline considering that the court ruled Michael Jackson ‘not guilty”. It should have been “The dad of the kid that Michael Jackson allegedly molested…”
Nov 19th, 2009
stephen
Amber Heard almost looks identical to the woman, Linda Kozlowski, from the Crocodile Dundee movies. Take a look.
Nov 19th, 2009
stephen
Never mind…she just looks like her in that picture.
Nov 19th, 2009
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