Nov 20, 20095
Katy Perry’s Boobies for the 874th Time
Tags: boobs, breasts, Katy Perry, photos, pictures, tits
Katy Perry is neither interesting nor talented, wears too much goddamn makeup, and everything she owns looks like it was made from polyester and lycra at 579. So why all the pictures, you ask? Well, two reasons: “because they’re there” and “because I hate you.” No, I’m just kidding. It’s her boobs. C’mon, where did you think I was going with this?
At the Samsung Party at Boulevard 3 Wednesday night:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Nice tits, but she also has great legs. Hell great body overall. I just wish she would put it to better use by doing porn or something
Nov 20th, 2009
Curses!
The worst part for us guys is, we’d love to be able to totally ignore her because, of course, she’s just a corporate tool, manufactured for shock value and sex appeal to try and replicate in America what Lilly Allen has done in Europe. Almost as worthless as a Kardashian.
That’s the left side of our brains. The other side reminds us that she has one of the most beautiful bodies of all time and a radiant smile, and we’d eat pig intestines to roll around with her for a few hours.
AAAAARRRRRGH!!!!! CURSE you, right brain! A pox upon thee!
Ah well, nothing goes with the morning coffee quite like self-loathing.
Nov 20th, 2009
anony
I like staring at her.
Nice boobs.
That’s about it. I’ve never even heard that stupid song that made her famous. (Lucky me.)
The bottom line is….she’ll never be as bad as Lady Gaga.
Nov 20th, 2009
Linguist Wannabe
agree with anony. she is so much better than Gaga. but i disagree with curses. she’s not worthless. she is so not like a kardashian and she is not copying lily allen. katy perry is katy perry.
Nov 21st, 2009
No
Katy Perry and Lily Allen have BOTH admitted at different times that Katy is a “Pretty Woman” type of situation. She is on the American arm of Lily’s record label, and they decided to apply Lily’s wackiness to an American female artist, but with way more skin. Google it, it may have even been on this blog before.
That’s the truth, it doesn’t matter if you like one better than the other.
Nov 22nd, 2009
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