2009 AMAS: Who Had the Better Fall?

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If you didn’t watch the American Music Awards last night, you’re in luck, because I have the highlights right here: Adam Lambert wiping out during his dirty butt sex tribute “For Your Entertainment” and Jennifer Lopez landing right on her big fat fanny during her “Loubotins” performance. I really had a hard time deciding who had the better fall, but in the end I went with Adam (FF to the 1:47 mark), because he turned his misstep into a full on Errol Flynn pirate-style monkey roll. While JLo’s comeuppance is sweet (FF to the 2:55 mark), hers lacked the theatrics and improvised somersaults that Adam’s did. Ultimately, I have to go with quality over quantity, no matter how much seismic energy was registered on the Richter scale when Jennifer Lopez’ ass hit the floor. I’m firm but fair.

Rihanna, who should never, EVER sing live, after the jump.

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    I Dunno why, but I actually ended up watching some of this last night. It was basically a big tribute to the untalented. It was literally painful to watch.

    Although J-lo was aweful and embarassing for a woman whose got to be like 45 by now, Lambert basically ended his career before it got started with that umm “performance”. I bet he easily lost over half the audience when he started dry humping peoples faces.

    I won’t even comment on Lady Gaga. Im just glad it didn’t win anything that I saw.

    Overall, horrible. Worse then the Oscars even.

  2. spatz

    i sadly missed it, but besides falling jlo looked like a short man with big old legs. what happened to her?

  3. John

    That performance ended his career. so sad what a waste.

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