Jessica Simpson attacks Perez Hilton! (Post Chronicle)

Isla Fischer sem-nude: just one more reason to be thankful this Thanksgiving. (CelebSlam)

Hugh Hefner almost choked to death on a sex toy. (The Blemish)

Taylor Lautner’s wet t-shirt Rolling Stone cover. (Hollywood PQ)

Rico from I Love New York is naked… again. (omg blog)

Natalie Portman must have borrowed Homer Simpson’s makeup gun. (Moe Jackson)

Kathryn Morris takes it off in the January issue of FHM. (Use My Computer)

The 50 Sexiest Calendars of 2010! (COED Magazine)

Super-hot Zoe Saldana models swimsuits for Details magazine. (Glamcrunch)

So Miley Cyrus’ twitter fan DID eat her cat. (CelebJihad)

Impossible but true: porn star Sarah Vandella might have just out-assed Coco. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Heidi Montag’s new single blows chunks. I’m sure it will break the top 40 on pop charts. (Litely Salted)

Pete Doherty’s heart stops and he’s put on life support! (Holy Moly!)

Katie “Jordan” Price’s cagefighing cross-dressing boyfriend flies to Australia to propose — and she dumps him on live TV. (Hollywood Rag)