Lindsay Lohan is posing for a magazine threesome to make Samantha Ronson jealous. (Scandalist)

Heidi Montag looks like a donkey on her new album cover. (Celebitchy)

Kate Beckinsale is a dog-abuser! (CelebNewsWire)

And so is Kendra Wilkinson. (Litely Salted)

Coco posted some more pics of herself on Twitter. See if you can guess what they’re of. (Celebrity Odor)

Kim Kardashian’s little brother is banging the star of the Sarah Palin themed porno “Nailin Palin.” (TMZ)

Bar Rafaeli. Bikinis. You do the math. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Tiger Woods is cheating on his wife! (Bricks and Stones)

The video for Adam Lambert’s “For Your Entertainment” sucks almost as much as his live performance. (Allie is Wired)

Kristin Stewart, Rob Pattinson… and heroin? (Gone Hollywood)

Anal queen Sasha Grey is in Playboy! (Fatback)

Amber Rose’s dress can barely hold in her cash and prizes. (Hollywood Rag)

AnnaLynne McCord jumps on the Flock of Seagulls hair band wagon. (Moe Jackson)

Ha ha — drunk Shane West smashes his own face in a fall! (Socialite Life)

Chace Crawford lost his virginity to Shauna Sand. Oh, the shame. (The Superficial)

Lindsay Lohan enrolls in drug counseling! (Holy Moly!)