David Hasselhoff is in the Hasselhospital
Tags: 5150, alcohol poisoning, alcoholic, david hasselhoff, hospitalized, psychiatric hold, seizure
David Hasselhoff — who has been hospitalized for alcohol poisoning more than five times in the past three years, by the way — was rushed to a hospital by ambulance Friday after suffering another alcohol-induced seizure. Only now the bastards aren’t letting him leave. Radar Online says
David Hasselhoff is under an involuntary psychiatric hold in Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
He was picked up under the California Welfare and Institutions Code 5150 that allows authorities to take into custody persons they believe may be a danger to themselves or others, are gravely disabled or suffer from a mental disorder. Cedars-Sinai doctors agreed he needed to be admitted, and under Code 5151, hold him for up to 72 hours for a psychiatric evaluation.
Things [were] so severe that for a while [Hasselhoff] was disoriented and didn’t recognize people he knew.
Just like the turkey and the apple pie, drinking yourself retarded is a standard holiday tradition around my house. You can’t attack a man for embracing one of the most sacred and long-standing institutions of Thanksgiving. It’d be like punching baby Jesus for crapping in the manger. Some of us like our holiday heritages, thank you very much.
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Captain_Insano
I would’ve used Hoffspital.
Nov 30th, 2009
muzik dinle
Only now the bastards aren’t letting him leave.
Aug 7th, 2010
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