Cindy Crawford gets her bikini on in Mexico. (CelebSlam)

And speaking of bikinis, Emma Watson in a little black string one. (Egotastic)

Keely Hazell topless. It’s the only way she should ever be viewed, really. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Taylor Momsen in Dirty Crack Whore Nylon magazine. (Moe Jackson)

Lady Gaga kicks off her Monster Balls Ball concert tour in Canada. (Hollywood Rag)

“Glamour” girl Jodie Marsh returns to the public eye — and promptly pokes it out. (Holy Moly!)

Chelsea Clinton got engaged to someone almost as ugly as she is. (Socialite Life)

Bai Ling dry-humps a terrified homeless man. (Litely Salted)

Heather Graham starts her own coven! (CelebNewsWire)

Ha ha — watch Lady Gaga fall twice onstage during her Moster Ball concert. (Celebrity Odor)

Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini for DT magazine. (The Blemish)

Just in time for Christmas — smell like Michael Jackson’s hair follicle DNA! (Seriously? OMG)

Nick Hogan gets in another car accident! (Celebitchy)

Rihanna ganks Beyonce’s concert upskirt. (CityRag)

Meet Tom Arnold’s new surprisingly attractive wife. (Right Celebrity)

Ashley Green in a LBD at Maxim’s December issue party. (UseMyComputer)

Because they don’t teach shame in a GED course… (The Dirty)