Dec 1, 2009
S.S. Jessica Simpson is Still Fat
Tags: fat, Jessica Simpson, miniskirt, photos, pictures, weight gain
Jessica Simpson lumbered out of whatever cave she’s been hiding in for the last six months for sister Ashlee’s debut performance on Broadway last night. I’m guessing her inspiration for that dress was that python that tried to eat the alligator but exploded halfway through the job. I haven’t seen that many lumps and ridges since my wax relief map of the Shenandoah Valley melted in the front seat of the car.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
sexy-kitty
WTF? Last time I checked she was skinny! And she looked pretty hot. Click here to see more: http://joozly.com/download0046732
Enjoy Fellahs!
Dec 1st, 2009
ROB
Good ‘ol sex tape: http://tinyurl.com/yzv533v
Dec 2nd, 2009
LQ
This is FAT???? I’m not overweight, but I’d be thrilled if I looked like that in a dress! No wonder we have a nation of women with body image issues with Buttheads like you.
Dec 2nd, 2009
Jake
FAT!!!
Roseanne Barr is FAT!, John Goodman is FAT!
I suggest you lookup FAT in the dictionary and while your at it lookup retard at the same time.
Dec 7th, 2009
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