Dec 1, 20095

S.S. Jessica Simpson is Still Fat

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Jessica Simpson lumbered out of whatever cave she’s been hiding in for the last six months for sister Ashlee’s debut performance on Broadway last night. I’m guessing her inspiration for that dress was that python that tried to eat the alligator but exploded halfway through the job. I haven’t seen that many lumps and ridges since my wax relief map of the Shenandoah Valley melted in the front seat of the car.

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PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sexy-kitty

    WTF? Last time I checked she was skinny! And she looked pretty hot. Click here to see more: http://joozly.com/download0046732
    Enjoy Fellahs!

    Dec 1st, 2009

  2. ROB

    Good ‘ol sex tape: http://tinyurl.com/yzv533v

    Dec 2nd, 2009

  3. LQ

    This is FAT???? I’m not overweight, but I’d be thrilled if I looked like that in a dress! No wonder we have a nation of women with body image issues with Buttheads like you.

    Dec 2nd, 2009

  4. Jake

    FAT!!!
    Roseanne Barr is FAT!, John Goodman is FAT!
    I suggest you lookup FAT in the dictionary and while your at it lookup retard at the same time.

    Dec 7th, 2009

  5. Thea

    Fat?

    Are you blind?

    Jul 16th, 2010

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