Quickies: Eat Fresh

Dec 2, 20090

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Sophie Monk looks like holy hell. WTF? (Moe Jackson)

Miss Argentina dies after botched butt surgery! (Hollywood Rag)

Mila Kunis gives the deets about her steamy lezzie kiss with Natalie Portman. (Bricks and Stones)

Breaking news: Tiger Woods’ official statement admitting he cheated! (Gone Hollywood)

Did you catch all 22 mistakes in “New Moon?” This cat did. (Allie is Wired)

Meet the biggest douche in Hollywood. Ten bucks says Shauna Sand fucked him. (The Dirty)

Megan Fox in a miniskirt. Yowza. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Sexy Diane Kruger in a bikini. (The Blemish)

Jared from Subway got FAAAT! (CelebSlam)

Meredith Baxter comes out as a lesbian! (Socialite Life)

Gasp… is Heidi Montag pregnant? (Litely Salted)

Awesome Chinese reenactment of the Tiger Woods enraged wife/car crash incident. (Celebrity Odor)

Katie “Jordan” Price continues down the Britney Spears path to complete public meltdown. (Holy Moly!)