Actress Natalie Portman goes green in a photo shoot for next month’s Marie Claire magazine. Not green as in “eco-friendly”; green as in “she’s in the middle of the damn woods in a stupid pork-pie hat.” All she’s missing is the bow and arrow and a band of merry men.
@ Herman, you are probably right. At least Nat is fun to look at. On the other hand, there’s Lindsay Lohan for example, she’s a used abused and angry little hollywood asshole. No fun.
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Jon
Yeah, she looks like robin hood, but a super sexy, stunningly sculpted robin hood.
Dec 2nd, 2009
Herman Bumfudle
natalie is a stunningly beautiful little girl. but my native american instincts tell me that she is a horrible little hollywood asshole.
Dec 3rd, 2009
spatz
she’s so freaking pretty. nothing to hate on here. absolutely gorgeous, and she looks so youthful!
Dec 3rd, 2009
t
@ Herman, you are probably right. At least Nat is fun to look at. On the other hand, there’s Lindsay Lohan for example, she’s a used abused and angry little hollywood asshole. No fun.
Dec 4th, 2009
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