Elin Nordegren Isn’t Going Anywhere
Tags: divorce, Elin Nordegren, prenup, prenuptial agreement, settlement, tiger woods
Everyone’s speculating on the state of Tiger Woods’ marriage (there’s even a site where you can bet on how long it lasts), but I can personally guarantee you Elin Nordegren isn’t going anywhere. Not for five more years, anyway. According to Us Weekly
The reason Nordegren isn’t leaving her 33-year-old pro golfer husband [is the] “hefty seven-figure amount” of money promised to her if she stays.
The couple have been married five years, and according to their current agreement, they need to remain married for 10 years in order for Nordegren to collect a divorce settlement of $20 million.
[But per her demands], the updated prenup would likely be revised with a shortened marriage timeframe and a higher dollar amount.
Isn’t putting a price tag on love was considered prostitution by most courts of law? That’s how the arresting officer explained it to me, anyway. Bastards.
UPDATE: The Daily Beast is reporting that Elin will be awarded $80 million if she sticks it out with Tiger for another 7 years. Given that figure, you could do the math and you’d realize that Tiger spent $26.5 million a piece on each of the three women he banged. $26.5 million. Talk about overpaying! I have a hunch he could’ve had that Jaimee Grubbs chick for fourteen bucks and a case of Schlitz Malt Liquor.
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Highlander
Boon Suckin BITCH gets what she deserves for layin down with him!
Hope her Nig-gina gets loaded with MUDD BUGGS!
Dec 3rd, 2009
major
lies. you don’t renegotiate a prenup after the shit hits the fan. thats the whole point so too late suckas.
Dec 4th, 2009
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