Quickies: Stuff Your Stocking

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Which one of Tiger’s whores has a bastard child on the way? (The Dirty)

Holly Madison showing off her past-their-prime tits. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Hope you wanted herpes and anal warts for Christmas! (Hollywood Rag)

Emmanuelle Chriqui has an incredibly tight body. (CelebSlam)

And guess which one of the whores Tiger was repeatedly texting an hour after his car crash? (TMZ)

Carrie Underwood bikini pics! (Egotastic)

Marisa Miller looks a little dirty to me, and not dirty in a “I’ve been a naughty girl kind of way” — a “my self-tanning gun exploded in my face” kinda dirty. (popoholic)

Chloe Bello models Despi swimwear. (UseMyComputer)

Blake Lively doing the booty shake on SNL! (Moe Jackson)

Madonna, or human-yak hybrid? (Holy Moly!)

Cristiano Ronaldo’s chest is just SICK. (Socialite Life)

Kourtney Kardashian tries her hand at soft-core preggo porn! (CelebNewsWire)

“Armored” is really just “Heist” for morons. (Pajiba)

Amy Adams is pregnant! (Bricks and Stones)

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