Dec 7, 200911
S.S. Coco in JM Magazine
Tags: ass, boobs, breasts, coco, jm magazine, photos, picture
Coco Austin poses for next month’s issue of JM magazine in an artful and tasteful homage to understated elegance and timeless sophistication. No, I’m just kidding! For Chrissakes, she’s dragging her ass against a wall in this pic like she’s Baloo the fucking Bear, only with a stack of bricks instead of a palm tree. You have to figure a tree trunk on a palm wouldn’t get the job done. It’d probably just get lodged in her crack and give her some wicked splinters. Better to go with something bigger, like a wall or an aircraft carrier landing deck. There’s safety in massive square footage.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
XYZ
Artificial, overrated, air head. Pass!
Dec 7th, 2009
spatz
she seems so smart!
Dec 7th, 2009
j
Nasty, pathetic, plastic and fake waste of space.
Dec 7th, 2009
The Governator
Boy, does she exude class and style.
Well, whatever, fake or not, she’s still hot.
Dec 7th, 2009
Yep
lol i almost guarantee all the negative comments are comin from females.
Coco>>>>>>>>>>>>>anorexic vogue model/generic hollywood starlet
Coco FTW!
Dec 8th, 2009
XYZ
To Yep. Dont guarantee, Im a man. And yes, hotness is all that fucking matters. For idiots, Im sure. If this piece of plastic can be hot. Go and borrow her from ICE-T.
Dec 8th, 2009
The Governator
Ah, I see you feel the need for namecalling when people disagree with you. Mr. XYZ, you are very mature, sir.
Dec 8th, 2009
XYZ
If persons like YEP above disagree, I respond the same way. Any problem? Or u had a sudden attack of decency?
Dec 8th, 2009
jon
She wouldn’t be my first choice, but I guess wouldn’t be my last either.
Dec 8th, 2009
Yep
XYZ, hey buddy ur gettin extra homotional over there pal. What’s funny is if you weren’t a female then my comment shouldn’t have gotten you all riled up. Ur either a female or a guy that has a subscription to Vogue magazine.
Regardless……COCO FTW!!!
Dec 8th, 2009
ROFL!
Haters gonna hate… The point, bottom line so to speak, she is who she is. Gorgeous to many, quite wealthy, and all her own. She’s unapologetically Coco.
Apr 22nd, 2012
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