Tiger’s Wife Smashed Out His Teeth Before Crash
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Tiger Woods hasn’t been seen since publicly since his Thanksgiving night accident, but not because of an overwhelming sense of shame and embarrassment — it’s because wife Elin Nordegren went and busted out all his fronts before he drove his car into a tree. Star Magazine says
“Elin confronted him about texting Rachel [Uchitel] and flew into a rage,” a source close to Tiger tells Star. “She apparently threw the phone at his mouth and broke one of his teeth.”
The incident didn’t stop with the dental damage, either.
Elin then grabbed a golf club and chased him around the house, doing tens of thousands of dollars in damage,” the source continues. “He ran out to the car barefoot to get away from her and was in such a state of panic that he crashed.”
Another insider confirms Tiger’s tooth trauma,” Elin went psycho that night. He couldn’t make an appearance in public after that. He was scared for his life.”
Well, to be fair, his teeth take up about 70% of his entire goddamn face, so it’d be hard not to hit him square in incisors when throwing something at his head. You’d have a harder time not hitting one of his 500 chompers than you would breaking out a couple with your cell phone.
And now, for a remarkably accurate reenactment of events:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
jon
There were reports the wife tried suicide earlier today, but it seems that was wrong and it was the mother in law that went to the hospital. I wonder if someone was beat or if the mother in law had a heart attack or something. Either way, Im finding this whole situation revolting and funny all at the same time.
Dec 8th, 2009
Jack T
I was shocked when i saw tiger woods in middle of all controversies. But there is still something not many people know about .Have a look at this CCTV video here and you will know what I am talking about http://joozly.com/watch43789 .
Dec 8th, 2009
abby
“Assisted” suicide?
Dec 8th, 2009
Bre
Would someone please arrest her already. Tiger could bang her mom and it wouldn’t give her the right to touch him.
Dec 9th, 2009
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