Adrianne Curry Masturbates with Darth Vader

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I don’t know how this stupid bitch has managed to convince people she’s a celebrity, but former America’s Next Top Model winner Adrianne Curry has found herself in the limelight once again, thanks to pictures of her titty-sandwiching a Darth Vader dildo and playing World of Warcraft naked. She posted the above picture over the weekend and tweeted

jumping into shower. going to spend my afternoon playing World Of Warcraft butt naked & stoned. Perfect Sunday!

According to my eHarmony profile, my perfect Sunday consists of long walks on the beach, snuggling in front of a fire, and arranging my Beanie Babies in alphabetical order after dressing my two cats in footie pajamas and making them pretend to nurse from me. Yet nobody ever calls.

Oh, hey, look — she’s a naked lesbian now zzzzz….:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Sam

    I love listening to girls hate on really hotb girls. I think it just makes the girl talking smack look insecure with herself…that would be you

  2. jon

    awwww, i think abby’s hot. Shes just de-ranged too…lol

  3. logan

    Hope there isn’t a daughter or son in this person’s future. “Look what Mommy can do”. Wonderful—-any other skill worth talking about?

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