Dec 9, 20095

Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Commercial

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You can’t expect much from the man who brought you Decepticon testicles and illiterate jive-talking robots, but rarely do so many lingerie-clad models and tons of explosives produce such a feeling of profound disappointment. Welcome to Michael Bay’s vision of the Victoria’s Secret commercial, where everything’s shot from the ankle up, the camera never stops moving, slow motion is king, and fire has just as much screen time as the boobs! I think it’s time someone finally takes this one-trick pony out back and shoots him.

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Syd

    Now, that is just god damned frustrating.

    Dec 9th, 2009

  2. jon

    Saw this during the “fashion” show on tv a while back. BEST COMMERCIAL EVER! Funny enough, it was better then Transformers 2…hehe

    BTW, this is how I picture Abby, Sonya and the rest of the yeeah girls strutting into the ole blog office every day ;-)

    Dec 9th, 2009

  3. abby

    Except I usually wear a cane and a top hat, for extra fanciness.

    Dec 9th, 2009

  4. jon

    lolol – I have no comeback to that.

    If anyone likes the music, it’s called Merchant of Death from the Ironman soundtrack. Im now using it as my phone’s ringtone instead of that catchy Tiger woods ditty “name off your phone”.

    Dec 9th, 2009

  5. Rookie_MIB

    Errr…. how could anyone have a problem with this commercial??? Like the soundtrack, like the visuals, and of course, need I say anything about the women? DANG.

    And yes, this was certainly better than Transformers 2.

    Dec 10th, 2009

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