Quickies: Smashing Bumpkins

Dec 9, 20090

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Gisele Bundchen gives birth to a baby boy! (TMZ)

Gwen Stefani is wearing more makeup than Kim Kardashian and Lady Gaga combined. (Hollywood PQ)

Chace Crawford makes all the boys’ panties moist. (Hollywood Rag)

Why is Pauly Shore suing his brother when he should be suing his mother for not taking the morning after pill 40 years ago? (Gone-Hollywood)

A pictorial history of the Playboy Christmas Gala Issue. Ho ho ho! (COED Magazine)

Uma Thurman dumps her billionaire boyfriend! (Fatback)

Sarah Jessica Parker goes with a snake around her neck instead of the usual bridle and bit. (UseMyComputer)

Meet Nickelodeon’s newest Pedo-Bear approved jailbait ass, Victoria Principle. (Moe Jackson)

Only Kim Kardashian could make a fucking turtleneck look slutty. (CelebSlam)

Olivia Munn bikini pics! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Is Billy Corgan bumping uglies with Jessica Simpson? (Socialite Life)

Christine Hendricks’ boobs must weigh 20 pounds a piece. (Celebrity Odor)

Reese Rideout finds Jesus in a condom! Insert Second Cumming joke here. (Litely Salted)

Lily Allen involved in a bar brawl! (Post Chronicle)

Britney Spears — because “mustard” and “nipples” should never be in the same sentence. (Glamzilla)