Tiger Woods Banged Another Porn Star

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Porn actress Joslyn James, star of such hits as “Shorty Iz Fuckin’ Yo Mama 2″ and “Seymore Butts: Jenna 9.5″ (NOT making these up), has become the tenth woman implicated in the Tiger Woods cheating scandal. The Daily Mail says

Joslyn James, who has starred in a number of extremely explicit adult films, allegedly slept with the sportsman on a number of occasions.

According to sports website Deadspin.com, she had boasted of their relationship to a friend [and] is said to have considered herself Woods’ ‘full-time mistress.’

I’m hoping Tiger was on this hot mess before the gender-reassignment surgery went so terribly, terribly wrong, but at this point, to be honest, it doesn’t even matter anymore. The guy has no standards whatsoever. You could paint of vagina on the side of a tree and chances are good he’d end up plastered to it Wile E. Coyote-style.

His beautiful muse in action (you may want to douse yourself with Bactine before watching):

7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. jon

    Hey I’d bang them too, they got skillz. Although if given the choice I’d rather hit Alexis Texas or Sasha Grey.

  2. JumpStart

    I hope somebody kills that NI&&ER!
    All my life I have looked for a woman to love and never found happiness.
    This asshole knocks little white balls with a stick in little holes in the ground and get’s millions for it! WTF is up with that?
    I’m a Paramedic, and have saved many lives…and don’t have nothing to show for it. this world is Fu%$#D!

  3. The Governator

    Everytime you think you’ve seen the worst Tiger can do, an even filthier whore he has banged surfaces…

    I don’t understand the guy. I mean, come on, look at his wife! She’s f*@%#ng HOT!

  4. Missing-the-point

    This just in… Tiger has banged CoCo also!

  5. Syd

    Serious crack whore.

  6. abby

    Got meth?

  7. sue

    Right there with ya jump – these f**kers need dropping from public life and sponsorship deals and let them live their sad aids wracked lives the fuck away from everyone else. It’s disgusting that people put others on pedestals just because they kick or hit a ball around as though theres some sort of godly skill in it when people are out every day making a real difference.

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