Ha ha — Perez Hilton called a “talentless dope,” walks out on TV interview! (Celebitchy)

Vikki Blows and Sophie Howard topless. What more do you want from me, people? (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Miley Cyrus… and the Floating Head of Doom. (Agent Bedhead)

See if you can guess which one of Tiger’s mistresses is also a bonafide prostitute! (CelebJihad)

This is why I’m terrified of the Japanese. (omg blog)

Mariah Carey’s H.A.T.E.U video is a wonderful melange of high-pitched shrieks and fat rolls. (Right Celebrity)

Has Rachel Weisz’ nose always been this humongous? (UseMyComputer)

Lindsay Lohan’s topless Muse shoot — now with uncensored video! (The Blemish)

How many man hours of Photo Shop did it take to make the new Sex and the City 2 poster? (Allie is Wired)

Real Housewives Kelly Bensimon doing a cartwheel in a bikini because she’s a desperate attention whore. (Moe Jackson)

Counting down to the “leaked” Nicky Hilton sex tape in 3, 2, 1… (Hollywood Rag)

Jake Gyllenhaal’s new movie “Brothers” is a strong, solid movie which nobody will ever see. (Pajiba)

Rihanna says she wants to rub cooters with Megan Fox. See, that and her tattoos make her edgy and dangerous! (CelebNewsWire)

Who looks older in the interview, Lady Gaga or Barbara Walters? (Holy Moly!)

Girls Next Door’s Kendra Wilkinson is currently in labor! (Bricks and Stones)

Denise Milani’s enormous rack will brighten your Christmas. Christmas, as in Yule. Yule log. Not a log. I don’t have a log, but I mean, you know, if I had a log. Not in the sense you think you think I said I did. Good golly. (the grumpiest)