The Dirty already gave you a little taste of this, but now it’s getting national attention: Tiger Woods may have a number of bastard children on the way. According to the National Enquirer

A disgraced Tiger Woods is terrified that the worst news is yet to come – that he fathered love children with his mistresses!

The golf great had wild unprotected sex with a string of mistresses and now he fears claims that his out-of-control sexual proclivities may have produced children.

“That would be the final straw for his wife – AND Tiger knows it,” said an insider. “But there is definitely more than one woman out there who could come forward to say she had his babies.”

And even better, one of his unnamed whores is claiming to have sold naked pictures of Tiger to Playgirl, and now there’s even a sex tape in the mix:

The bombshell charge that could wreck what’s left of his once squeaky-clean image, sink his badly tattered marriage and destroy his multimillion-dollar endorsement empire — his many liaisons may have been caught on tape!

The 33-year-old sports star is reportedly worried that a lurid sex tape could [wind up on the internet]. At least one of the women [with whom he had an affair is said to have] shot homemade videos of romps with [the golfer].

Tiger’s frantic handlers are scrambling to bury any talk of sex tapes, minimize the damage and perform CPR on his image.

He’s gone from being the clean-cut patron saint of golf to porking skanks he met in a truck stop bathroom off I-40. I don’t think “image CPR” is going to cut it. Maybe a defibrillator or seventeen, powered by gamma rays produced by nuclear fusion in hydrogen core of the sun. And even then, the odds aren’t good. Unless he finds a cure for childhood cancer and figures out how to make every day Christmas for the next 20 year, his endorsement deals are pretty much over.