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Well, it’s that special time of year again, a time when I get so routinely hammered that I pee in my own suitcase (true story) and set fire to my in-laws’ living room (also true story). Or as the rest of the world calls it, “Christmas.” I’ll be taking the next two weeks off to punish my liver and my extended family, but in the meantime, Sonya and Sarah will be here to give you your latest gossip fix. And possibly bail me out of jail. So I’ll be seeing you next year, bitches! Merry Christmas!

Love,
Abby

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. jon

    Merry Christmas Abby! Have a good holiday babe!

  2. Nooken

    Merry Ho Ho!

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