Is Tiger Running Away to France?
Tags: affair, France, media, move, privacy, tiger woods
Epic diddler Tiger Woods may be high-tailing it to France in the wake of his highly-publicized affairs. Popeater has the exclusive story:
Tiger Woods might have to change his passport to Tigre Woods (French for Tiger), because Naughty But Nice is exclusively reporting that the devastated golf pro is pondering a move to France thanks to the country’s media rules. Tiger, like other celebs who are ducked out in the land of cheese and wine, hopes that these regulations will help him lay low while his cocktail waitress shenanigans scandal blows over.
According to Michael Wildes, immigration attorney and managing partner at prominent NYC-based immigration law firm Wildes & Weinberg, Woods’ dash to France makes sense, because there are “much stricter privacy laws that afford the Brangelinas of the world a tinted aquarium, rather than the transparent fishbowl that is the U.S. media, in which to live and breathe in virtual freedom and privacy.”
Sure, sure, they might have much stricter privacy laws than they do here, but I’m guessing there’s another reason for the rumored move. Henry Higgins from My Fair Lady had it pegged: “The French don’t care what you do, so long as you pronounce it correctly.” Bingo!
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Herman Bumfudle
let me get this right. a blond baby sitter how hangs out in the golfing circles. knows all about the sport, but doesn’t know how male golfers in her circle act. so she meets a black billionaire in her golfing circle, marries him. then attempts to murder him. yep she tried to beat the boy to death like a disobedient slave.
Dec 16th, 2009
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