Own Lindsay Lohan’s Rags
Tags: Lindsay Lohan, lohanhouse.com, second-hand clothes, std, website
Hi everyone, it’s Sonya, and it’s my turn to drive this crazy train. So here we are, 10 days from Christmas, and you still haven’t found that perfect gift for the lady in your life? Well, why not pick her up something nice and syphilitic from the Lohan residence? That’s right! Says the New York Post
Lindsay Lohan wannabes now can dress just like her. The actress is selling off second-hand clothes on her family’s Web site, Lohanhouse.com. Up for grabs are a pair of Stella McCartney black leather boots and jackets, jeans, hats and handbags, starting at $25. No word on whether LiLo will be selling the infamous black, sequined, heart-shaped pasties she designed for Ungaro last fall.
Included with each purchase is a free gift bag including an STD (herpes simplex, gonorrhea, chlamydia, or syphilis–please, let us choose), plus a lifetime’s supply of shame, self-loathing, substance abuse, AND a free fan club membership. So remember us for all your holiday needs! Lohanhouse.com–it’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Shopping for more clothes to burn through in LA:
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Herman Bumfudle
yeh! sunkist and vodka. like we haven’t seen each other in the neighborhood.
Dec 16th, 2009
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