Noah Cyrus does Akon’s “Smack That”
Tags: Akon, dancing, Miley Cyrus, noah cyrus, slutty, smack that, video, whore
Here’s some charming video footage of up-and-coming whorelette Noah Cyrus doing her own version of Akon’s deeply inappropriate song “Smack That”. There to egg her on is daddy-approved pole-dancing big sister Miley. I swear, what the hell has happened to parenting? Everyone’s just fine and dandy with whoring out your kids to make some money. Where do we live, Viet-fucking-nam? At least there, when parents sell kids into sexual slavery, they’re usually doing it for money to buy food. Here? Um, a gold-plated shitter? A shiny new belt buckle the size of a dinner plate? Well I guess I’m expecting too much after they trotted her out looking like Roman Polanski’s wet dream. They may have money, but when it comes down to it, the Cyruses are inbred, backwater hillbillies.
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HOW CUM
You are trying to stereotype two archetypes. If anyone, they remind me of the Wright brothers, Wilbur and Orville, who wouldn’t give up until they got it right.
I love these ladies.
Dec 16th, 2009
j
Disgusting and a family without morals, I wish they would all vanish, way to pander to the pedophiles Billy Ray Douchebag Cyrus,
Dec 16th, 2009
jon
That’s disturbing. I can’t blame the little girl, she seems to not know what she’s doing, but what the hell?
Dec 16th, 2009
niki
u know that is roud saying u wish they would vanish. i liked it she has talent 4 a girl her age something alot of ppl dont have. people might might want u to dissapear to j whata thank abt that? u guys are jerks……… love niki
Jul 9th, 2010
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Isn’t that just the way they do things down in the deep south?
Aug 30th, 2010
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Jan 9th, 2011
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