Quickies: And What’s Your Name, Little Boy?

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Scared by Santa

Spencer Pratt has been practicing his mean MS Paint skillz!(LitelySalted)

Tricia Helfer glows in coral (and a good helping of body shimmer)! (UseMyComputer)

Cincinnati Bengals receiver Chris Henry dies after a domestic dispute, in which he jumped on his girlfriend’s moving vehicle and fell off. Crap. (Gone Hollywood)

A fun collage of kids terrified of Santa! Ah, this warms my tarry little heart. (Cityrag)

Laura Bingle posing in a bikini on the beach, because that’s what models do. (The Blemish)

Victoria Beckham plans on using her “Three Bites Rule” at Christmas dinner with Gordon Ramsay. Gawd, she makes me want to vomit. Actually, no. I don’t like to waste perfectly good food. (Allie is Wired)

Get up close and personal with Omar Doom’s back molars. (Agent Bedhead)

Shia LeBeouf desperately digs for his keys in Carey Mulligan’s ass. (Holy Moly!)

Seven-year-old Diddy tried to lose his virginity. Um, ew? (CelebNewsWire)

Jessica Hart in a bikini in Australia! (Moe Jackson)

David Beckham calls a double-date with Tom Cruise a “nightmare”. I bet Tom wanted to swap, and I don’t mean with Victoria. (Celebitchy)

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  1. Mommy puts you on the lap of some strange man with a scraggly beard? I think the kids who aren’t wailing in fear are the crazy ones.

  2. kaitlyn

    joshua micheal

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