Dec 22, 20095

S.S. It’s Beginning to Look at Lot Like Syphilis

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Lindsay Lohan at the beach

Lindsay Lohan drags her freckled ass to beach in a swimsuit and Santa hat, pretends to be able to read, and in a wonderfully fortuitous moment, is pecked to death by a flock of seagulls who thought her red spots were bits of food. The End.

Okay, that’s not what happened, but I can dream can’t I?

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    lol…headline = hilarious

    At least if she was gonna wear a swimsuit its a one piece so everyone is not blinded by that sickly pasty white skin.

    Dec 23rd, 2009

  2. WhiteDirtyDisher

    Jon, thanks for picking on people for the color of their skin. I doubt even crack head Lohan would do that.

    Dec 25th, 2009

  3. t

    lol whitedirtydishwasher, lohan is letting out a delusional cackle right now and it’s aimed in everyone elses direction…little does she know the jokes on her.

    Dec 26th, 2009

  4. Alita

    LiLo really is pulling out the Pheobe Price special festive season paps-are-about random poses here. Someone get her a copy of In Touch detailing her crackwhorism (to pose with) STAT.

    Dec 27th, 2009

  5. Randy

    Speaking of Lilo, what did you think of her nude/drugged/drunk photoshoot?

    Dec 29th, 2009

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