Well, Pardon Me
Tags: flirting, Katy Perry, robert pattinson, rumors, russell brand
Katy Perry is all in a tizzy because someone dared to suggest that she may have been getting cozy with Twilight star Robert Pattinson. Says NineMSN,
The wide-eyed popette was outraged to hear rumours she had been “flirting outrageously” with Twilight’s Robert Pattinson at an LA karaoke bar, after which she apparently left with him in the same car.
“Read a bunch of yesterdays news – B**LOCKS,” she Twittered.
“Ppl should know by now that I don’t do vampires, but I do DO @rustyrockets [Brand's Twitter username]. Don’t get it TWISTED!”
Now, I’m no squealing fan of Robert Pattinson, but I’d take it as a step up to be associated with him rather than oily-looking, hairy, looks-like-a-cult-leader Russell Brand. Plus the fact that he’s put his slimy sausage into every available orifice that he’s run across. He’s probably breeding his own special Brand of an STD. Brand-get it? Ha ha. I amuse myself greatly.
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Janelle
I hate this stupid cunt… Just STFU one-hit dumbfawk
Dec 22nd, 2009
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ds tiand ,http://yeeeah.com/2008/07/28/madonna-gets-really-bad-plastic-surgery/
Jan 11th, 2010
Resveratrol Supplemets
Who cares about Katy Perry????
Jan 31st, 2010
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