Melissa Satta is at the Beach
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This is Melissa Satta. She’s one of those naked newscasters in some foreign place, like Italy or Jupiter or something. She’s also dating some kind of sports-playing person, but I don’t know if it’s an Earthling athlete or a Jupiteranian one. Anyway, here she is on some beach (possibly on Jupiter) wearing a teeny bikini (the better to show off her clichéd groin tattoos, dontcha know). I’m not really sure why she’s wearing a scarf with a string bikini. I think it might be a t-shirt tied around her neck. What do you mean, why? Maybe she was bitten by a vampire and she’s ashamed of people finding out she’s a sparkletard. Maybe Jupiter is really cold… but like, only from the shoulders up, because maybe it has a really shallow atmosphere so your body is all warm and stuff but your head and neck are actually hovering in outer space so they’re freezing and shit. How the hell should I know? What do I look like, an astronomer?
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Yep
chick has a body liike spongebob. Square ass braud.
Jan 1st, 2010
kate the bitch
Gotta love that body
Jan 4th, 2010
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Aug 22nd, 2010
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Sep 14th, 2010
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