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Katy Perry and Russell Brand

They say opposites attract, so I’m guessing “obnoxious” and “disgusting” must somehow be opposites, because Katy Perry and Russell Brand are engaged.  From Us:

The wacky pair — who’ve been dating since September 2009 — became betrothed five days ago while on holiday in Jaipur, India. A pal says that Brand, 34, proposed with a ring, and that Perry, 25, happily accepted.

On Twitter Dec. 29, the pop singer shared a sweet snapshot of her and the British comedian in front of India’s famed Taj Mahal. “He built this for me,” she wrote beneath the photo.

The exotic trip, a Perry insider tells Us, “was his Christmas gift.  She told him how much she loved Indian culture while they were eating curry in England, so he surprised her.”

At November’s MTV Europe Music Awards, Perry paid tribute to Brand via her on-stage underpants, emblazoned with his nickname, “Rusty.”

Well, that’s nice.  Maybe for the wedding, Katy Perry can wear a Hello Kitty helmet, a cone bra and an edible cupcake skirt with “Rusty” written all over it in coloured frosting.  You know, something subtle and tasteful, as is her wont.  I bet their kids are gonna look like this:

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2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    Yeah, that’s gonna last….

  2. blergh

    That perverted freak claims he is drug free right?…so why does he looked coked out of his head and why do Woman sleep with this loser, I just don’t get it.

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