Oh God, Not Another One

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Kendall Jenner (half-sister of the Kardashians) modeling for Forever 21

There are already three “famous” Kardashian sisters: The One With the Ass, The Tall One, and The Pregnant One (who actually already had her baby, but I don’t know what else to call her so I guess she’d best get pregnant again or I’m just gonna start calling her The One Who Doesn’t Count).  Those Kardashians also have two half-sisters (the daughters of Bruce Jenner).  One of these junior ones is named Kendall Jenner, and the other one is Koala or Krispy Kreme or some damn thing.  Anyway, the Kendall one is the latest Kardashian Kreature to get churned out of the famewhore factory.  From E!:

If you’re a Kardashian, you gotta work. Kendall Jenner, 14, just recently signed on to Wilhelmina Modeling Agency as a teen model and she already has a Forever 21 campaign.

Talking to E! News while browsing the F21 aisles at the Westfield Topanga Mall, Kendall explains how she got the job:

“My mom came up to me one day and said, ‘Kendall I got you a job.’ I just got so excited. I love shopping at Forever. I love their clothes. I have another [shoot] for Forever 21 this week and I’m really excited for it.”

I’ve never actually been inside a Forever 21, but I’ve walked past one and it looked like the bastard love child of a thrift store and a costume shop.  That was some cheap-ass looking crap in that store.  Ain’t no family of media sluts quite like the Kardashians, yo. They’ll advertise anything, it seems.  I bet they’re trying to turn The Pregnant One’s spawn into the new Gerber baby as we speak.  That kid must be, what, like a month old by now?  That freeloader needs to get a goddamn job and start earning its keep.

Kendall Jenner for Forever 21:

Kendall Jenner (half-sister of the Kardashians) modeling for Forever 21Kendall Jenner (half-sister of the Kardashians) modeling for Forever 21

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  1. Yep

    It’s fucked up how incredibly easy it is nowadays to be a fuckin “celebrity”. Just baffling…the shit is just beyond me.

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