Mariah Carey tries to explain that her hilarious drunken spectacle at the Palm Springs International Film Festival was because she “hadn’t eaten” and had “little splashes” of champagne.  Uh huh. (LitelySalted)

I don’t want to shock anybody, but Megan Fox said something retarded.  Again. (HollywoodRag)

Madonna was dressed like Shredder from Teenate Mutant Ninja Turtles last night. (DListed)

The People’s Choice Awards happened last night, and some people got dressed up and won some stuff. (EvilBeet)

I don’t know who the hell Hayley Williams is, but she wore BY FAR the craziest (and ugliest) dress to the People’s Choice Awards. (GoFugYourself)

Glee’s Rachel (Lea Michelle) and Finn (Cory Monteith) photograph each other. (SOMG)

Khloe Kardashian wants to procreate with Lamar Odom. (ASL)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie went on a dinner date in NYC. (Popbytes)

Christina Aguilera talks about motherhood and her new album. (HollywoodRag)

Tila Tequila is still making an assy spectacle of Casey Johnson’s death. (Celebitchy)

Miley Cyrus wants to get hitched and start spawning PRONTO. (Allie)

Britney Spears is training to become a masseuse, because why not? Crazy people can do whatever they want. (Celebslam)

Tiger Woods wasn’t just banging every woman who would stand still long enough.  He had lots of sex with men, too.  At this point it wouldn’t surprise me to hear that he humped that gopher puppet from Caddyshack. (WWTDD)

Nina Dobrev bikini pictures. (Egotastic)

AnnaLynne McCord in some slutty hooker boots. (TheGrumpiest)

Rihanna is still in a bikini on a yacht with Matt Kemp. (TheSuperficial)