Jan 8, 20107

S.S. Ashley Greene, Again (Some More)

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Ashley Greene in a body paint skinsuit for a SoBe ad

Ashley Greene is everywhere lately because ain’t no escaping any o’ them Twilight fools, but at least she’s better than Kristen Stewart.  Ashley doesn’t incessantly bite her lip like she’s trying to eat her own face from the inside out, and she also generally looks like she washes her hair at least once a week.  More importantly, Ashley has been slutting it up as hard as she can recently, which makes my job easier because you pervs are insatiable and it’s winter and the only other ladies flitting around half naked today are Victoria Silvstedt, who is an actual whore (as in literally a prostitute) and Rachel Zoe, who looks like she’s been dead since about 2006.

More photos from Ashley Greene’s “skinsuit” body paint shoot for SoBe Life Water, which will be featured in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue (you can see a video of the shoot here):

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. HOW CUM

    Edward Bernays himself could probably not have envisioned such a stellar marketing campaign. Even Las Vegas is in on this act.

    Jan 8th, 2010

  2. shockwheat

    I dunno who writes for yeeeah but damn! You’re on fire today! Laughed my fucking ass off. Awesome. But post another pic of Heidi and I’ll booty bang bitch slap your ass back to BCE. ;–D

    Jan 9th, 2010

  3. sarah

    Thanks, Shockwheat! Our head writer is Abby, who is a scathingly hilarious bitch, but she’s on vacation and I’m covering for her until February. It’s nice to hear that I’m not doing too poor a job of keeping pace with her high standards.

    Jan 9th, 2010

  4. Jon

    Hmmm…apparently she has no nipples. Thank you photoshop :-P Either way though, she’s still boring. Sarah on the other hand is awesome!

    Jan 9th, 2010

  5. Interesting

    There was a great bit of blind item gossip on another site several months ago, saying that one of the young starlets on Twilight had banged nearly everyone on the set, except the director, who was quite pissed about it and was threatening to blackball her (ahem). The clues pointed away from KS and towards AG.
    Hollywood sounds like fun sometimes (‘cept the herpes).

    Jan 9th, 2010

  6. Yep

    Nothin gets me more excited than an chick with a flat ass. MOAR!!

    Jan 9th, 2010

  7. XYZ

    No talent, no beauty, not even prettiness. Actually like most of the new wave of nowadays celebrities. Pass!

    Jan 11th, 2010

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