Katy Perry May or May Not Be Pregnant
Tags: baby, engaged, Katy Perry, pregnancy rumors, russell brand
In news which should please Hello Kitty fetishists everywhere, Katy Perry might be hinting that she’s pregnant with Russell Brand’s baby. From People:
Either we’re reading too much between the Tweets, or the 25-year-old “Kiss the Girl” singer is sprinkling clues she’s having a baby with new fiancé Russell Brand.
It started with her Jan. 1 message: “Let me tell you 2010 is BUMPIN!” Then on Friday, Perry wrote, “Hey @rustyrockets” – Brand’s Twitter name – “i heard ur prego-ed.” She adds, “I WANT IN AND OUT,” a Southern California hamburger chain, before telling Brand, “I love you … (awwwww barf!).”
Bump, prego, cravings, barf? It was all very cryptic, but then it was only a few days ago that Perry made oblique song lyric references on Twitter – before Brand came out and confirmed they were engaged on New Year’s Eve.
I’m sure we all agree that the idea of Katy Perry and Russell Brand procreating is a terrifying thing, but what we need to remember is that Katy Perry is a retarded attention whore. A few dumb Tweets from her is nothing to panic over. Although… keep in mind, their kids will look like this:
On second thought, I’m scared. Someone hold me.
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Damn if I knew she’d fuck any guy who looked like this loser, I would have dressed down and scruffed up looooong ago.
Jan 11th, 2010
sweet_girl_054
naaa i don`t i dont really.You think about that you..neevr as fan neevr you know what i`m saying about that..
Jan 13th, 2010
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