LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!! Will Save Us All
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Remember when Lindsay Lohan went to India for like five minutes and pretended to save 40 kids from child trafficking? Well, now you can see a clip of the BCC documentary filmed during that trip, in which Lindsay apparently sits down and asks an old lady a couple of vague, mumbled questions. It is riveting stuff, y’all. It looks like now that we’ve got Lindsay on the case, child trafficking and prostitution will be a thing of the past!
I guess Lindsay Lohan is just like Mother Theresa, if Mother Theresa was still alive and had a hearty bowl of Valtrex for breakfast every morning and spent her days stealing everything that wasn’t nailed down in between banging anyone who would stand still long enough.
In other news, Lindsay tried to hook up with Adam Lambert this weekend, because Lindsay does a lot of blow and sometimes that makes her forget that she doesn’t have a penis.
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