Because Heidi Montag Wasn’t Fake Enough Already
Tags: bad plastic surgery, boob job, brow lift, chin reduction, Heidi Montag, nose job
On November 20th, Heidi Montag had 10 plastic surgery procedures done. TEN (10!!!). Holy shit y’all, TEN PLASTIC SURGERIES. All in one day. And while she no longer looks at all like her fugly old self, now she just looks like a wax figure of Heidi Montag, as sculpted by a retarded blind person. From People:
At just 23 years old, The Hills star Heidi Montag decided to go under the knife for a second time and have a staggering 10 plastic-surgery procedures in one day.
“For the past three years, I’ve thought about what to have done,” the reality star tells PEOPLE. “I’m beyond obsessed.”
Jesus Christ. That’s some crazy Frankenstein nonsense, right there. And just look at the heinously ugly results! She looks at least a decade or two older and 400% faker than she did before. I wonder how much all that shit cost, anyway? Based on how it turned out, they could’ve been paying Heidi ten grand per procedure and I would still think she was overcharged.
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She looks like a drag queen playing Heidi.
Jan 13th, 2010
blergh
Well what do you know?, she is still an ugly horse faced, talentless, waste of space.
Jan 14th, 2010
The Governator
20 plastic surgeries can’t make her chin normal. And even if they did, what would we have? Indeed, a talentless waste of space.
Not as if she needs talent, because as far as I know she’s only famous for being a “television personality”.
Jan 14th, 2010
sonya
They didn’t even need to airbrush her for the cover, because she’s that plastic.
Jan 14th, 2010
The Governator
True, and those tits look every bit like the Tupperware junk they’re made of.
Jan 14th, 2010
Yep
roftlmao@ how much fuckin FAIL is on her face now.
Jan 15th, 2010
BLAH
um squwid nose? xD
BIG BREAST ARE YUCKY!
Jan 28th, 2010
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