Noah Cyrus Likes the Thug Life

Jan 15, 20104

Noah Cyrus Likes the Thug Life

Tags: Akon, alcohol, creepy, Ke$ha, Miley Cyrus, noah cyrus, slutty, video, youtube

Noah Cyrus, ten-year-old sister of Miley Cyrus, has been on this site twice, both times for being creepy and disturbing (once for dressing like a child prostitute and once for appearing in a YouTube video singing and dancing to Akon’s “Smack That”). Not satisfied with freaking people out by acting like a preteen whore, Noah has moved on to singing about alcoholic partying, appearing in a YouTube video lip-synching (poorly) to Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” with an unidentified man.

This is creepy for many reasons, most of which involve the fact that this kid is TEN YEARS OLD. She should not be singing about brushing her teeth with a bottle of Jack, trying to get a little tipsy, having plenty of beer, or getting crunk and having boys try to touch her junk. SHE’S TEN. Even in the Cyrus family, that shit can wait until she’s at least 12.

In other news, holy hell this is one unfortunate looking kid, huh? Miley’s kinda homely herself, but DAYUM her little sister is fug. And that’s some serious Hermione Granger hair she’s got going on. Your family’s got millions, kid. I think maybe they’d buy you a brush if you asked nicely.

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HOW CUM

Not everybody wants to be a professional scold.

And here’s why the globalist eugenicists hate sex symbols:

Just look at the number of wars that have been pursued in the name of God – both historically and in the present – especially by Judeo-Christianity and Islam. It’s a consistent fact: The more sexual suppression, the more war. ~~Sachiko McLean

I applaud our courageous sex symbols.

Jan 15th, 2010
spatz

wow that header pictures is the stuff nightmares are made of. hideous

Jan 15th, 2010
Sheba

leave the poor girl alone she is a girl trying to enjoy her life yer she might have done stuff we should not of done but you dont see me all over the internet do you no so celebrity or not a celebritey everyone makes mistakes think about yourself instead of getting in other peoples lifes

Mar 14th, 2010
juleylover

THE LITTLE GIRL IS TEN YEARS OLD SHE LOOK LIKE A PROSTITUTE SHE ALLREADY ACTING LIKE HER SISTER MY MOM WOULD NOT LET ME WHERE THAT WHAT IS GOING TO A STRIP CLUB SLUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT .

Jul 19th, 2011