Jan 15, 201012

Taylor Momsen is a Worthless Jackhole

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Taylor Momsen at the NYC launch of her new Victoria's Secret perfume

Taylor Momsen is halfway famous for a few things: she’s on that “Gossip Girl” show, she wears waaaay too much makeup, she dresses like a hooker even though she’s only 16, and she likes to pretend she’s “hardcore.”  Basically she’s Avril Lavigne, except she’s American instead of Canadianesian.  Apparently, Taylor Momsen would also really like to be famous for running her mouth off and sounding like a stupid asshole.  From OK! magazine:

While the rest of the world is expressing their concern for the people of Haiti while they struggle to recover from the 7.0-magnitude earthquake that has taken the lives of hundreds of thousands and left many more without food, shelter or medical care, Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen tells OK! that, well… like, she’s just too busy right now to even pretend to care about the situation.

Last night, OK! caught up with the leggy teenager at the Victoria’s Secret store in NYC’s SoHo district, where she was promoting her new fragrance, Love Rocks. And when asked if she’s planning to follow the lead of stars like Wyclef Jean, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, who are making high-profile donations and pleas for help, Taylor told OK!, “Um, right now I’m trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of Gossip Girl for right now. So not so much thinking about that.”

But before you think she’s both clueless and heartless, Taylor added, “But it’s awesome that everyone is ya know working towards a good cause.”

One topic Taylor could talk about more easily discuss was her new scent. “Well, I like that the scent is a little bit tougher than a lot of the other Victoria’s Secret scents that have been out,” she explained. “Ya know, it’s just a little bit more masculine which I like a lot. And the packaging looks really pretty on a vanity I think. And I like the little spray, what’s that called? An atomizer. I like the little atomizer.” So she knows what an atomizer is, but can’t manage to act like she cares about one of the biggest catastrophes in recent history. Good to know she’s got her priorities straight!

I love how OK! magazine is pretty much straight-up calling her a vapid piece of shit.  Look, I get that Taylor Momsen is 16, and that excuses a certain degree of youthful stupidity, but this is ridiculous.  She was asked about a horrific tragedy which devastated an entire country, and she answered by pimping her album and her show and saying she doesn’t give a shit about all those people who died.  I might’ve just considered her willfully ignorant had she answered by saying that she doesn’t know where Haiti is and she doesn’t watch the news or know how to read so she can’t offer an opinion on the subject.  I’d at least give her points for honesty, then.  But what she did instead was attempt to imply that she’s too busy and important to think about other human beings, even for the time it takes to utter one sentence.  What a useless little assclown.

Also, I’d like to know what the HELL Victoria’s Secret is thinking, partnering with a 16-year-old on a fragrance?  They’re a lingerie store, for Christ’s sake, and she’s a CHILD.  A child wearing a nightie.  In public.  As a dress.  She’s got on so much makeup that she looks closer to 34 than 16.  That’s creepy and disgusting.  Also seemingly disgusting: this perfume.  The setup they’ve got going here, with the cheesy rock ‘n roll theme and a kid dressed up like a stripper, just makes me think this perfume will smell like cigarettes, whiskey-sweat and pedophilia.

Taylor Momsen at the NYC launch of her new Victoria’s Secret perfume:

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12 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. HOW CUM

    Taylor Momsen is best helping the people of Haiti and best helping protect the masses of the world population from genocidal extermination by the globalist eugenicists by doing exactly what she is doing now.

    Even many of the tabloid blog operaters themselves, have kept running their blogs instead of suspending operations and taking the first air plane down to the devastated island to help.

    While stimulous-to-response time by the world’s in major players is a revealing measure of individual’s intellect, (Brad and Angelina must be in something like the top 98 percentile of EQ, by such measure), Taylor Momsen is best fighting the good fight against that greater global extermination that is already carved-in-stone on the Georgia Guidestones.

    Those of us engaged in the longer view survival of the world’s present population and the frontend prevention of the horror in Haiti include sites like Cryptome and Max Blumenthal, just to name a few and have been working on this all along.

    Jan 15th, 2010

  2. anony

    Yeah, I’m sure Taylor Momsen cares SO much about Haiti….
    Just another fatal overdose waiting to happen.

    Jan 15th, 2010

  3. blergh

    I can’t stand this dumb attention seeker, and the vapid piece of shit saying this

    “Um, right now I’m trying to just finish my record and getting through the last season of Gossip Girl for right now. So not so much thinking about that.”

    does not surprise me at all, I can’t stand the way she dresses like a drugged out hooker and thinks she is edgy, go away little girl, you are a terrible role model for your young fans.

    Jan 15th, 2010

  4. Roadside

    Why? It might be nice or helpful if she cared or it might reflect well on her, but why is an earthquake in another country her fault or problem? Charity is something each of us is free to do or not do; it’s not mandatory. If it were mandatory, homeless folks would be rich.

    Having said all that, she didn’t handle the question all that well, but about as well as most 15-year-olds would.

    Jan 16th, 2010

  5. kate the bitch

    give her a break she’s just a kid

    Jan 16th, 2010

  6. Leroy Tibbs

    Taylor’s worthless?
    She’s a good fit for Haiti, then.
    If I had to choose between giving money to Haiti or wiping my ass with it and flushing it down the toilet, I’d choose the latter because at least it would accomplish something.

    Jan 16th, 2010

  7. mmm

    @ lerot tibbs, then you are an asshole, even my 11 year old cousin donated 10 dollar to haiti !
    taylor is a jackass !

    Jan 17th, 2010

  8. YaYa

    I don’t want to give Taylor too much credit, but I would suggest that OK! asked a really loaded question by comparing her to Brangelina, which she probably didn’t understand & answered stupidly, then the magazine did everything they could to spin the story into what you saw in print. I mean, also, she’s ignorant and clearly self-centered, but it’s possible she didn’t fully get what was being asked.

    Jan 18th, 2010

  9. Brit

    I can say that you can give her points for honesty.
    Taylor is just another white-trash, spoiled rich-rotten, vapid, person much like a lot of other assholes that have passed through Hollywood. I don’t see why this surprises any of you. The point of Haiti isn’t even the matter. So, she’s cold and heartless. So is half the world.

    Jan 18th, 2010

  10. Turttie

    Leroy Tibbs, I hope your heart stops working or you never wake up. This world could use less worthless things like you and Taylor around. As for this worthless trash Taylor Momsen I hope her product tanks in sales so she can make the cry for her trash to be moved off shelves.

    Jan 24th, 2010

  11. Worthless Haiti

    “It’s a shame what happened in Haiti but what has Haiti done that was any good to anyone? In my opinion Haiti has been corrupt for years and millions if not billions of dollars have been poured into that shithole and what good has it done? I would say the same about any other communist or socialist regime…..let them suffer their own fate. Until the people rise up and take control of their own fate nothing is going to change and the good will nations will continue to be drained of money and resources. Tough shit is my attitude!!! We may be seeing the beginnings of a third world environment in America because of lazy misguided people that depend on the government and expect people who have obtained blessings from hard work continue to be gouged by a greedy and benevolent government in the name of liberalism.”
    http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message977607/pg1

    -100% agrees

    Feb 21st, 2010

  12. Wholesale

    without food, shelter or medical care, Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen tells OK! that, well…

    May 10th, 2010

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